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More Sandra

Okay so I was seeing if I needed to add any photos to my “1990s” winner Sandra Bullock, when I found way too many and just decided to do a separate post. Doing a little research I see she was born Sandra Annette Bullock in Arlington, Virginia on July 26, 1964 (she’s just 5 years younger than me, but might be slightly more attractive). In fact in 2015 she was voted People’s Most Beautiful. So its not just me. In fact I think I can speak for a lot of men when I say that perhaps her most amazing attribute is that she comes across as very, very, nice. The rest of her ain’t bad either.

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If that last one isn’t the sexiest picture you ever saw…

 

‘Merican heroes

After they’d been killed the cops would a came and put up yellow ‘Crime Scene’ tape. Walked around for a couple of hours with their whoopy whoopy lights going. Drew some chalk outlines of the bodies. Then they’d say there was no way to tell who had actually killed them.

Thank goodness the McCloskey’s had guns. Tough luck BLM, you’ll have to wait a bit to kill some white people.

[7/12/20 update: The authorities have taken their guns.]

Corporate radio

When you get older, you realize everything that you thought was, wasn’t. Life’s “operators” are nothing more than conmen. They’re not better, stronger, faster or smarter, they’re just willing to cheat. Businessmen like to portray that they are these rough and tumble titans of industry, working hard, taking chances. Ha! Big business is the world of monopoly and price fixing. Look at the lobbying of Congress, its nothing more than reducing risk. Every time there’s a new trade agreement (like the USMCA that just went into effect yesterday), you should really ask yourself, “Why is a free trade agreement 5,000 pages long?”

Radio used to be free. I think it was around 1926 the Palmer family started up WHO radio (I grew up next to the transmitter tower in Mitchellville). I read on Wikipedia that the Palmer family in 1997 sold to Jacor, who beget Clear Channel Communications, who beget iHeartMedia (“iHeart radio app! iHeart radio app! Brawk!). In 1996 the Telecommunications Act made radio monopoly legal, so Clear Channel/iHeart went on a buying spree. Like all corporations, they exist on borrowed money. So when the global financial crisis hit in 2007 and credit tightened, despite having a near monopoly, found themselves in tough times.

In March of 2018 they filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy (its not everybody who can lose their shirt when they own it all). With 855 stations they are the major player. Its interesting that AM radio which is one of the biggest media stories of the past 30 years, and has created many, many millionaires, should itself be in dire straights. There has to be something funny going on when you’re the only one drowning in a rising tide. So what we’re left with in central Iowa is all the same company (minus Des Moines Radio Group and maybe 1 or 2 other).

So what we’re left with in talk radio (WHO, KASI and KXEL) are 3 stations that are owned by the same corporation. No competition. No innovation. And the same ‘controlled’ formats. No wildcats like Alex Jones. Just nice, safe radio. KASI used to just be Trent Rice talking to himself for 2 hours. Now at least they have nationally syndicated Armstrong and Getty. KXEL’s Jeff Stein has been having some interesting stuff like yesterday a discussion about Jim Crow laws. I know this because WHO has hit rock bottom with Jeff Angelo in the morning.

I think Simon Conway in the afternoon could be better, but we’ll never know in the world of corporate radio. But at least I know what the other stations have now. But as its all iHeartMedia, you end up supporting them whether you want to or not. The only competition big business believes in is for labor, not for them. And the product suffers. Steel sharpens steel, and without the conflict of competition, radio becomes stagnant.

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Lynn Holly-Johnson??

So I’m watching another riveting episode of Svengoolie (The Man With 9 Lives) and some memory trigger for Lynn Holly-Johnson comes up. Boomer men remember her from the 1978 classic Ice Castles. Trust me she was a big deal. She was a Bond Girl for heaven’s sake! (For Your Eyes Only – 1981) In Ice Castles she played Alexis Winston from Waverly, Iowa (in reality she was from Chicago, Illinois). She was an accomplished skater having won silver in the novice division of the 1974 Us Figure Skating Championship. She had a couple of kids after making movies such as Where the Boys Are ’84, Angel River and Alien Predators. “Johnson, who was described as “an appealing young woman who actually happens to be a good skater who can act” by film critic Roger Ebert, was nominated for a Golden Globe as “New Star of the Year in a Motion Picture – Female” for her performance in the film.” Like I say she was quite the saucy tart 40 years ago. She’s also a great example of the shifting tastes of various decades. 2020 is not 1978.

 

Bait & switch: It was a road – now its a bike path!

When a community takes their share of the gas tax, and the vehicle registration tax, and the general highway fund, its with the implied/legally stated purpose of road use for cars and trucks. People pay this tax as a tradeoff of having nice roads for their cars and trucks. When the City of Ames converts roads to bike paths, they are stealing the tax dollars paid for the use of motorized vehicles. They said they were going to use the money for roads, not bike paths. They are taking 50% (4 lanes down to two) of the tax money and then using it for bike lanes on the roads. The bicycle users didn’t pay for those roads. They are being gifted these lanes by the automobile drivers. The City of Ames took their share of road use tax intended for cars, and broke the agreement and used it for bikes.

This idiocy for the most part goes on in college towns. The governing bodies of those towns are wired into what was “Agenda 21”, and is now Agenda 2030. Towns just down the road like Boone, aren’t so stupid, they’re not a college town. These town councils like Ames feel they have The Vision of the Anointed. Its “the green agenda”. “Alternative forms of transportation”. Its to “mitigate climate change”. They actually believe this crap. They took this money under the pretense of taxing the drivers of cars and trucks to build roads for their use. Hence, the “road use tax”. Instead they are converting lanes of travel meant for cars and trucks, for the exclusive use of bikes. They are stealing that money.

If they want to make bike paths out of the roads, well, there’s no legal way to do that.

All this idiocy is driven by the “green agenda”. Take roundabouts. I haven’t read it, but I know its about keeping cars moving so they don’t idle at stop signs. Having cops not patrol is about saving gas. They totally ignore the reasons cops patrolled in the first place, making a visible presence and knowing who’s who in a neighborhood. One of the funniest “energy savers” in Ames is the Cadillac bus system we have here. While it is heavily used in and around the university during the school year, the rest of the town has these very fuel efficient “green diesel” behemoths driving around empty.

Town councils like Ames have forgotten what their mission is, its not to save the world from climate change, its to provide a clean, safe town that people want to live in for the taxpayers. Its not a toy where they get to exercise all their fantasies for creating a liberal utopia. Their nonsense wastes money and causes headaches for the people. What’s horribly ironic about it is their stupidity actually wastes more energy. At the busy intersection (30th/Duff and Grand) where they took 4 lanes down to 2, there was a traffic tie up yesterday (and that was on a sparse Saturday, imagine what its going to like at rush hour on a weekday?). The left turners were blocking the people who would have normally just went straight in the right lane! But because there is only 1 lane, they missed the light and had to idle through another cycle!

It all reminds me of probably the biggest municipal boondoggle of all time: B.A.R.T. This was the Bay Area Rapid Transit. Looking it up, I see that greenies had envisioned it in 1946! Construction actually began in the 60s. My sister had visited it in the 70s and thought it was the coolest thing ever invented. I suppose considering the money and energy spent making it, it was. They said at one time it would have to run until something like the year 2340, to have saved the amount of energy they spent making it! Like all liberal utopias, San Francisco is now an unlivable hellhole where the homeless shit on the sidewalk and litter the park with heroin needles. But they do have a very fancy green train system.

Their nonsense doesn’t make sense in another way to. At this particular intersection where they snarled traffic to put in bike lanes, the Duff side is gotten there byway of a hill. As a biker I can tell you bikers avoid hills! We wouldn’t come that way anyway! And as stated earlier, it doesn’t make sense that bikers moving at 9 mph would want to ride inches from 3,000 pound vehicles moving at 25/35/45 mph. And the other thing whether its Ames or Des Moines, why do city leaders always choose the working class and poorer neighborhoods for their nonsense? Why never the rich areas like Jordan Creek? If this bullshit is such a great idea, why don’t you take EP True Parkway down to 2 lanes? Because its stupid and rich people hire lawyers.

Why don’t you take the Interstate down to 1 lane and put in a bike lane?

Bike lanes to nowhere (Or: “How to choke off traffic without really trying”)


[What I didn’t think of till later was that with the bus stop right there, when it parks to pick up people, all west bound traffic stops, including the traffic trying to come off of Grand Avenue.]

It is absolutely terrifying when you come to the realization you are ruled by idiots. The City of Ames has taken one of the busiest traffic choke points in Ames (the mall and Walmart), and taken it down to 2 lanes just so they could be stylish and put in bike lanes. Like bikers would choose to be inches away from speeding cars that are not looking out for them. The Captain of this municipal Titanic (Schainker) seems determined to hit every iceberg along the way. First Mate John Haila just says full speed ahead! They did the same thing for a 2 block long “bike lane to nowhere” on Clark (picture below). It doesn’t go anywhere, they just created a choke point, and a green bike lane to be stylish. Turning South Duff into a parking lot wasn’t enough.

When I first heard of their plan to take US Hwy 30 (Lincoln Way) down to 2 lanes (the major east/west thorough fare in Ames) I knew they were dumb enough to do it. They go to school to get that stupid, that does not come naturally. You have to work at it. Just look around you sometime when you’re driving. Bikers (I am one) don’t ride on busy streets! We choose nice, safe residential areas. Not these busy areas they choke off, further aggravating drivers. Its just mind numbing. The mall and Walmart, and you choose to choke off traffic?? It just blows the mind. Its not even some grand green scheme to interconnect the town, these bike lanes go nowhere!

[Seriously, to get that stupid, it can’t be a 4 year degree, that has to be graduate level stupid. No way could you complete your unlearning in only 4 years. They must use steroids to get that stupid. The Ames Tribune isn’t going to criticize them. That “Moron in the Morning” Mel Crippen isn’t going to challenge them, he goes along with every stupid harebrained idea they have! We are on our own.]

People pay taxes on the basis of the money being used for roads for their cars. When they get gas they’re paying another tax, a road use tax. When they pay their cars registration that’s another tax. It comes with the tradeoff of your tax money in exchange for the use of the roads. Bicycles don’t pay tax. Every time you take out an entire lane of traffic that a car can no longer use, you just stole half their tax money.

Who was right?

Back in the day 55 years ago the debate on the civil rights front was whether MLK’s vision of nonviolent demonstration would win the day, or Malcom X’s (I can’t remember the term) “direct action” was the solution. Its hard to say. When I saw the picture above on Gab the other day I do know it was really powerful. Compared to the yahoos running amuck in the streets today, it exemplifies what a class act King was (at least in public). I didn’t really understand what king went through until I read, “Letter from a Birmingham Jail“.

How all this applies to the events of today I’m not sure. I went to bed last night after finding out Seattle cops had cut and run in the face of danger. They’ve now ceded 7 blocks of Seattle to violent protestors. The police gave up their precinct. What a country. I’d hate to see if we were ruled by idiots. Statues are coming down. I’m not even sure the Washington Monument is safe. Institutions are coming down. The Left is making change in America the Right only talks about. Militias, the Texas secession movement, they don’t have the numbers. They don’t know how to riot like black people.

I  guess the only observation I have is that MLK’s method produced lasting change. This more violent change may be temporal.

Dick and a half

 

You get get to the age when you are forever saying, “What in the Sam Hell?” You’re thinking life is too short people, why do you have to be so damn stupid? 3 years ago RAGBRAI (a rolling bicycle powered drunk fest) came through Ames and stopped for the night. The main camp was at Brookside Park, right next to the train tracks. At 3:30 in the morning the train came through. It must have been a heavy one, it took nearly 20 minutes to get through town. It blew its horn every 3 seconds, for a 4 second blow. All – the – way – through – town (half a dick does it for half second blows all the way through town). Ain’t no way anyone was sleeping after that. It was a clear, quiet summer night where you could hear a squirrel fart at fifty yards. What kind of Dick does that? With crossing arms and localized warning bells there’s absolutely no legal requirement for Dick to wake the town.

That started me on my learning quest to find out what kind of idiot does that? Then it started coming back to me. 25 years ago the Ames City Council actually tried to deal with this. The second picture above is a fruit of that project: “No Horn Crossing” signs. They made a big production of it for “downtown” people complaining about being unable to sleep because of train noise. They talked about crossing specific bells, crossing guards and flashing lights. Because of their new and improved genius, trains would no longer have to blow their horn. And for the most part it worked. Except for one Dick.

And they didn’t. Except for 1 and 1/2 men (boys really). Probably 30 trains a day go through Ames, depending on the day of the week, Thursdays and Saturdays seeming to have the most traffic. Those guys are mature adults and emotionally balanced. But! There’s one guy… on RFD’s train show they talk about RR people can tell who’s driving by the way the horn blows, everyone has their signature. Another thing I found out is that regulations are different for a “protected” crossing (gate arms), than a unprotected crossing, no arms. Then they wrote the regulations over a hundred years ago when they only hired men to drive trains.

They wrote in a caveat, assuming only adults would ever be driving trains. They said in effect, if something comes up, that we didn’t anticipate, and you need to blow your horn to warn someone, blow that horn! Union Pacific has a couple of morons that took that to mean they had carte blanche to blow their damn horn whenever they felt like it! That’s not what it says! “And if, for any reason you see a need in an emergency, the horn can be blown” (rough translation). Well Dick and a half see a need every morning the entire way through Ames. That’s not how emergencies work. Emergencies don’t happen every morning, the entire way through town.

And of course the Federal Agency that deals with trains doesn’t give a shit. The City Council threw up their hands. The police could probably issue a disturbing the peace citation but never would. The people of Ames could get off their ass and complain, but never will. And I’m left shaking my head. I live a mile and a quarter from the tracks and it wakes me up, I can only imagine what its like for those in the immediate vicinity. Seriously. Can you imagine what its like for people in the first 4 – 6 blocks of the tracks?? I can’t imagine. I remember when I was looking for a house, the 3 criteria was: Not in the flood plain. Away from the students. And away from the tracks.

That was 30 years ago. I used to think I was such a poor sleeper for other reasons. I used to think the reason I slept longer on weekends was because my body was finally catching up for the lack of sleep through the week. Uh-huh. It was because dipshit didn’t work Saturday and Sunday mornings! It took me forever to figure out I didn’t happen to wake up when the train horn was blowing, I woke up because the train horn was blowing. So in the end I’m left shaking my head. Why do the powers that be let one Dick ruin an entire town? On July 29, 2019 TV channel 13 did a story on the downtown revitalization project in Marshalltown. Turning lofts and old warehouses into downtown apartments. It never took off. Know why? Funny thing, no one wanted to live downtown, the trains made it unbearable.

 

 

What happened to, “Leave it better than you found it”?

The old camping adage was to, “Leave the campsite better than you found it“. I want to say “today’s generation” doesn’t get that. That may or may not be true, I’ll look into it more. Its also the motto of the shooting club I belong to. This picture shows a lot if you know what you’re looking for. The broom on the ground should be hung on its nail so as not to be a tripping hazard. Why its on the ground is beyond me, as you can see all the spent brass is still on the concrete (you’re supposed to sweep the brass into a bucket), so its clear they’re not using the broom. You can see the giant hole in the cardboard on the pistol target was shot out by a shotgun.

Are you going to want to be the next person to use this spot? You’d have to clean up the other person’s mess before you started. What amazes me about it is that the club has cameras recording this spot and all of them. They don’t do anything to correct the slackers. So what ends up happening is 5% end up degrading the place for everyone. Most shooters are “color between the lines” people. In the gun world if you’re sloppy, if you don’t follow the rules, bad things happen. The other thing it does is create a climate of “we don’t need to cleanup”. Other people start getting lazy.

The picture is of the 7 yard pistol position (see, pistols are supposed to be shot there, not rifles and shotguns). So every Friday and Saturday night these assholes show up, blast a hole in the pistol stop with a shotgun, leave 9 mm aluminum all around, and .223 (a rifle round that should be  at a rifle position) brass all about. Oh, and if you have to “pattern” your shotgun, go to Walmart, buy a cardboard box, and you have 3 sides to shoot. They’re pigs. They do this because they can. There’s no consequences.

Manhattan

Truth is stranger than fiction. I saw Manhattan when it came out in 1979. Woody Allen hadn’t gone stale yet. I think the main attraction was Mariel Hemingway. We’re 2 years apart in age. If you’re a guy, you noticed Mariel Hemingway when you were 20. A few years later she portrayed murdered Playboy Playmate Dorothy Stratton in Star 80. Not really a member of the Hollywood fan club, all I know about her life after that period is from IMDB and Wikipedia.

Mariel caught someone’s eye as a teenager, she starred in 1976’s Lipstick with her older sister Margaux (both sisters were models, Mariel coming in at a statuesque 5′ 11″). Margaux evidently had a troubled life and took her own in 1996. I should go back and see Manhattan again. Knowing Woody, its not surprising Mariel said later he wanted a physical relationship with her after filming of Manhattan, which she rebuffed. In the film she was his high school lover.

She’s evidently big into yoga and TM (I wonder if she’s ever been to Fairfield, IA?). She also did a documentary assessing her families struggles with alcoholism, suicide and mental illness. It sounds like her growing up in Ketchum, ID wasn’t all peaches and cream. Wikipedia makes allusions to her career “cooling off” at various times, but she has a screen credit in nearly every year for the past 40 years.

Its hard to have this make sense to a younger person, but its interesting to see which  women from 40 – 45 (or more) years ago, kept their pizazz. How many women from that era, meet today’s standard of beauty. Its hard to convey just how big that generation of Hemingway’s were at the time. Joan and Margaux really paved the way for Mariel. The Hemingway mystique was alive and well in the 60s, 70s and early 80s. Its also interesting how ‘standards of beauty’ shift over the decades. I’m not sure where Mariel fits in.

There is a clickbait ad going around now supposedly showing beautiful women during a particular decade. As an example, in the 70s there were 2 women that were just hugely popular, Suzanne Somers and Farrah Fawcett. With Farrah you look back and say, “Yeah, that makes sense.” With Suzanne you’re going, “What were we thinking?” I think I’ll post a picture of Joan at the bottom (the only images of Joan I can find have ‘Getty Images’ across them).

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Joan Hemingway

Joan Hemingway