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Glenn Campbell here is backed up by a full orchestra and crushes the William Tell Overture. The comments section on YouTube is filled with people who appreciate what an incredible performance this is. There should a been a standing O.

My policy is to post any cartoon with Norman Rockwell in it.

One of the coolest disco songs of the 70s. From the movie Saturday Night Fever, of course, with John Travolta and Karen Lynn Gorney. If you notice on the label it says, “Not for sale promotion copy – Special Disco Version“. If you listen to other copies on YouTube this version seems like the bass is pumped up. The horns in this song are incredible.

Jay and the Americans – This Magic Moment. Jay Black had a voice for the ages.

 

Hayley Mills

Pollyanna! (for which she won a special juvenile Academy Award) Awhile back I happened to see a clip of her on YouTube. It immediately reminded me of why she caught my eye as a teenager. Scrolling through the comments, I saw I wasn’t the only one. It turns out she has quite the fan base all these years later. While I was compiling the photos for this post I discovered two things. There’s a site called ‘Wikifeet‘ and Hayley’s are as popular as anyone’s. Don’t ask me why. Another thing I was reminded of was that she has an older sister named Juliet. What’s odd about that, is its Haley that brings the heat. Her sister doesn’t seem to generate the attention Haley does. No idea why. All I can come up with is that Haley has a wild air about her. Kind of a Bohemian personality. Juliet seems much more buttoned down. Haley seems like she has an enormous IQ, like she’s kind of snickering at the world. Oh well, here’s to remembering one fine actress!

“In the movie That Darn Cat! (1965), her habit of biting her nails precluded her from using her own hands in close-ups. A studio worker, Tricia Blain, who just happened to be hanging around the set watching the filming was selected to serve as a double in those shots that required close-ups of the actress’ hands.”

“At the age of 16, she was offered the title role in Stanley Kubrick’s Lolita (1962) but her parents decided against it because they feared that the film’s steamy subject matter might taint her wholesome image. The part went to Sue Lyon instead. In later years, Mills admitted that she regretted not taking the part.” (I regret her not taking the part!)

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Who put the ape in apricot?

What do they got that I ain’t got? Courage! That pretty much sums up modern Hollywood. Classic Hollywood had boldness (and subsidies as it turns out). TCM (thank God and Ted Turner for them) actually has a show on why 1939 was such an incredible year for movie making. They were at the frontend of their monopoly, before they got fat and lazy. It was in 1941 because of the war that Congress ended some incredible tax breaks for them. And it was an undefinable juncture where you simply had an incredible number of stars. Grant, Stewart, Bogart, Wayne, Davis, Crawford, Hepburn, Garland, Rooney, Gable, O’Hara, Flynn, Powers, Fairbanks, Barrymore, Tracy, Temple, Astaire, Rogers and on and on!

They did it before computers, lasers and helicopters! Maybe the Great Depression had something to do with it, the need for escapist fantasy. Perhaps just as incredible were the wonderful films like The Hunchback of Notre Dame who didn’t get much recognition simply because they were released in the wrong year! At the link above there is a list of all the films released in 1939, its just staggering. Little did I realize my favorites would end up being Stagecoach, Andy Hardy, Goodbye Mr. Chips and The Wizard of Oz.

[Wikipedia] “The year 1939 was one in which the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences nominated ten films for Best Picture”:

Chemistry

Teresa Wright and Dana Andrews stick with me for one reason, The Best Years of our Lives. They had the best onscreen chemistry. Molly Ringwald and Michael Schoeffling had it in 16 Candles, not in real life as it turns out, but they sure did in the movie. Lacey Chabert and Andrew Walker had it in My Secret Valentine. I have no idea why it happens or why it doesn’t. But I don’t think there’s any denying it. Maybe it has to do with the viewer? I happen to really like Andrews and Wright as people/actors. Maybe its the situation the viewer likes? At the moment I can’t really think of too many other cases of when the sparks were flying. John Ford tried to “make it happen” with John Wayne and Maureen O’Hara, but I don’t think it really did. Lacey Chabert has had it probably 3 times. Equally attractive Jennifer Love Hewitt I don’t think has ever had it. “Luke and Laura” on General Hospital in the early 80s? Grace Kelly and Jimmy Stewart in Rear Window? Who knows why the screen crackles with some couples and not with others. That moment when 2 actors create the illusion that you think is real. I have the feeling I’ll be back with an edit once I think about it awhile.

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Freda Payne

Freda Payne’s big hit was Band of Gold in 1970. She is the older sister of Scherrie Payne of the Supremes. That’s a lot of talent to come out of one family. I was throwing away a piece of note paper where I’d jotted down several artists to checkout on YouTube. So I checked out Freda’s song and instantly recognized it. The video at the link is a great one. She is one of those slinky 70s singers that is so sexy. Its hard to explain. Detroit in the 60s was not a bad place to be for an aspiring singer. Anyway, beautiful, in shape and could sing like an angel.

UNSPECIFIED – CIRCA 1970: Photo of Freda Payne Photo by Michael Ochs Archives/Getty Images


70s ‘hot’ was smokin’.

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Shoppers update

Clearly the hero of this pandemic has been Target Corporation, at least in Ames. When you walk into the store you notice 2 stark differences with Walmart. The first is a whiteboard right inside the door updated daily with a list of the things they’re out of. This way each shopper doesn’t have to wander around the store wasting 20 minutes finding out for themselves. Secondly, they have the row of sanitized carts ready to go. Walmart doesn’t attempt to wipe off the handles of their carts. For reasons I don’t entirely understand, Target has had a consistent supply of toilet paper, even from the start. Not in great quantities, and not always all the way till close of business, but a surprisingly good supply nonetheless. Walmart was letting toilet paper go out the store by the carton into April. Its only recently they actually started to enforce their own edict limiting quantities.

Of a more general nature its interesting to see where the toilet paper is. I’ve said from the beginning the surest judge of what stage this pandemic is in will be how the shelves are stocked of toilet paper. A surprise source, Ace Hardware, hasn’t been replenished from the start, March 15. Two smaller stores are almost back to full capacity, Dollar General and Dollar Tree. Walmart depending on the time of day is nonexistent. Its almost like their ordering system is so unwieldy, or they had no desire, to increase their stock. I refuse to go to Hy-Vee, so I don’t know on them. Fareway has had zero of the multi packs, though in a burst of ingenuity they came up with an off brand of single rolls that they have been well stocked in after the initial 3 weeks of the crisis.

But the biggest surprise has been the prices at Target. Using milk as my basis I have been buying their store bran, Good & Gather gallon for $2.29. So I can literally buy 2 gallons for the price of what I was paying for Anderson Erickson at Fareway or Walmart. Okay, so you say that’s comparing generic to name brand. But the Anderson Erikson is a dollar a gallon cheaper at Target too! That is weird, not .25 cents, or even .50, but an entire dollar? They do have their quirks. They have bad dates a lot of times on the milk because they load them side to side, instead of front to back. So what ends up happening is people see the best date and buy it, and they end up with a lot of unsold milk.

Their tuna for some reason they only sell cans that you have to use a can opener on. Their frozen food selection is limited. Their not doing a good job on getting rubbing alcohol. But all in all I like their attitude. They’re trying.

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Jigsaw puzzle pieces were different 80 years ago.

 

TCM celebrates the strangest movies

I like Casablanca as much as the next guy. Not as much as the true nut, but its a fun film. Rick helps the young bride out at the roulette table (#22) so she doesn’t have to sleep with the Nazi that hands out the exit visas. He shoots the German Colonel so Ilsa and Victor can get away on the plane. But he spends a good deal of the film drunk. There’s nothing romantic about it, its a character flaw. I was watching some western the other day, the hero rides into town and meets an old friend, they head to the saloon. The cowboy’s having a bad day he heads to the saloon. The cowboy has a good day he heads to the saloon. How those cows ever got drove is beyond me, they spent most their time in a saloon. They drove drunk.

But Hollywood for their entire history has romanticized drinking. A sober older adult can say what bullshit. But what influence does that have on a young man coming of age? When drinking alcohol is continuously portrayed as ‘cool’? Another movie TCM is in love with is Double Indemnity with Fred MacMurray and Barbara Stanwyck. These fine people are just so in love with each other that Fred just can’t divorce his wife and hookup with Barbara, oh no. They have to kill his wife and cash in a big insurance policy. That’s rather depraved behavior. But don’t tell TCM. There’s a great real life story concerning this topic and Fred MacMurray. About 1957 he and his family were walking someplace one day when a woman comes up and slaps him then proceeds to chew him out for the immoral movie he made that she had just taken her kids to.

Fred takes the balling out then turns to his wife, “Junes, no more of those.” That’s when he turned out the Disney flicks Flubber and other good family fare. He also made the wholesome My Three Sons for 12 years. That’s what a man is. Hollywood prefers to emphasize the negative.

Hollywood’s glorification of debauchery took out many, many of its own. Richard Burton dead at 58. Ward Bond at 57. John Wayne at 72. Humphrey Bogart 57. Spencer Tracy 67. Peter Sellers 54. Clark Gable 59. Errol Flynn 50. Douglas Fairbanks 56. Tyrone Power 44. Which is not to say all these actors died because of smoking, drinking and drugs, but in a lot of them it sure played a part. I remember the first time I heard someone of note (G. Gordon Liddy) spell it out plain.  He just said, “There’s nothing ‘cool’ about drinking, there’s nothing to be gained from it.”

Hollywood was in love with smoking cigarettes too. A genre on TCM I like for the gritty city scenes is what the call ‘film noir’. It was from the 40s and 50s. They smoked everywhere. Hospitals, gasoline factories, everywhere! Some people like to act like, “Oh we didn’t know smoking was dangerous until the Surgeon General Report in 1964; bullshit. Athletes knew. “Respectable” families knew. There’s a quote from King James of England about 1608 talking about not bringing the tobacco weed back from the colonies as he didn’t want the ill effects on health foisted on the people of England. But Hollywood sure spent decades trying to convince you how cool it was. To kill yourself. People damn well knew smoking wasn’t cool, but there were competing interests, the federal government was making a ton of money off it.

[1/30/21 update: So I’m watching ‘Oh, God!‘ this Saturday afternoon and I’m noticing how cute Teri Garr was when she was 33. I look her up on IMDB and find a very interesting little quote. “Any movie I’ve ever made, the minute you walk on the set they tell you who’s the person to buy it [cocaine] from. Cher said they’re going to make two monuments to us–the two girls who lived through Hollywood and never had cocaine.” I came to that theory on my own awhile back. I was looking at the rampant drug addiction in Hollywood, and it occurred to me that with long hours on the set and their recognizable faces, its not like Hollywood actors with be able to drive around town looking to score some drugs. But the main theory was, producers hate having to pay the incredible wages they do, they’d want to get that money back. How better to do it then being the drug conduit?! Its kind of like in the old days when the mine workers or railroad workers had to buy from the ‘company store’. The owners get their money back!]

I figured out the Marilyn Monroe mystery!

Norma Jeane has always bothered me. As a casual observer of pop culture, sometimes their choice of icons made sense, and sometimes they didn’t. Norma Jeane to me seemed like a nice person, a very good actress, and an attractive woman. She died before I was even school age so I never really knew how she was regarded at the time. My only information was what I read or saw on TV when they had one of their ’10 Best’ or ‘100 Greatest’ nonsense shows. Some 50 years after her death I became a frequent shopper at thrift and antique stores. Once you walk through one of those you’d think Hollywood after 100 years had only 3 Stars: John Wayne, Elvis and Marilyn Monroe. Dolls, posters, figurines, signed photos, books, records, hats coats, anything you’d ever want to remember them by! I’m a huge fan of the first two. Marilyn? I can take her or leave her.

So I’m looking at my Gab timeline and a member of the art group had posted the fun picture above of a 23 year old Marilyn at the beach. I love B&W too. And then for some reason a moment of clarity came to me after 10 or so years of wondering about it. Its like an old buddy from 25 years ago always used to say, “follow the money”. Bingo. Marilyn Monroe wasn’t the sexiest woman to ever walk the planet. She wasn’t the most beautiful. She wasn’t the greatest actress. But it was in the interest of those who owned the rights to her work and image to make us think so. As I explain in the paragraph below that I put on Gab, her dying at 36 was the best thing that could have happened. Her earning power was going nowhere but down. And worst of all, if she’d lived another 50 years, they would have had to pay her. She would have owned her contracts.

“Nice photo. My confusion (until now) was why the push in memorabilia and Hollywood history to make her out to be the be all end all in womanhood? Because there were all kind of women like Janet Leigh and Grace Kelly that were just as/more beautiful (and sane). But with her dying at her peak, her marketability was all there but not the royalty payments. Hollywood’s perfect world! They could continue to sell her the next 100 years but not have to pay her! Her dying was the best thing that ever happened to them, no more royalties. Because in the end, that’s what Hollywood is about, cheating people out of their money.”

Actress Marilyn Monroe in the studio

I did such a fine job of photo editing on this post I even amazed myself.

Long Live the Redshirt!

They died with their boots on. Live young, die red. Better red than dead (actually both). Gotta be a boomer on this one. They were expendable, “Its just a flesh wound” – not with this bunch, they were not only merely dead, they were really most sincerely dead. Hell they could take Spock’s brain out and he’d be fine, he had the right color shirt. Redshirts must have had a sign on their back, “Shoot me!” Dead man walking. I bet they couldn’t get a Life Insurance policy for shit. A long-term lease was out of the question. “We’re gonna need another redshirt!” The double whammy was a black guy with a redshirt, they were living on borrowed time. Live long and prosper Redshirt! (“Long” being the operational phrase here. They were like the Fruit Fly of the space world.) These guys were Security Detail, couldn’t they have given them some phaser proof vests?

Fighting soldiers from the sky
Fearless men who jump and die
Men who mean just what they say
The brave men of the Red Beret

Trained to live off nature’s land
Trained in combat hand to hand
Men who fight by night and day
Courage take from the Red Beret

Silver wings upon their chest,
These are men America’s best.
One hundred men will test today,
But only three win the Red Beret

Back at home a young wife waits
Her Red Beret has met his fate
He had died for those oppressed
Leaving her this last request

A redshirt and a stormtrooper get into a fight, the stormtrooper misses every shot and the redshirt dies anyway.”

 

 

Molly Ringwald

Molly Ringwald “exploded” onto the scene in 1984 with Sixteen Candles. Unbeknownst to me she had earlier been on a year of The Facts of Life and Diff’rent Strokes. She and a number of others thought The Breakfast Club was a more important film. Yeah? Just seemed like a bunch of brat drama queens to me. Her best movie to me will always be Candles. I suppose that’s why Pretty In Pink is a little painful for me to watch sometimes. It was gritty, gritty I say! The alcoholic father, the poverty. My big problem with it was the contrived romance between Molly and Andrew McCarthy. There didn’t seem to be any basis for the infatuation. No foundation was laid. We’re just supposed to accept that Andrew McCarthy is the love of her life for no apparent reason. There’s a movie from 1982 I’d like to see called Tempest that sounds very interesting.

I suppose my other problem with Pink is I’ve just never been a James Spader fan (and Duckie is an irrational stalker dork). 1987’s P.K. and the Kid sounded interesting, I was thinking oh, 18 year old Molly… then I saw that it was filmed in 1982 and wasn’t going to be released until her megahits (Candles & Club) rocked the film world. Then P.K. was finally released and went straight to video. Finishing out the 80s you had The Pick-up Artist, For Keeps? and Fresh Horses (interspersed through this and the next 30 years were TV projects too numerous to mention). Of those 3 the only one I knowingly saw was For Keeps?. I just vaguely thinking “oh that’s good!”, it had kind of a serious vibe to it. These films begin a period where if you look at the film ratings, they get panned. Bad.

The Pick-up Artist is interesting in that writer-director James Toback begins a long association with Robert Downey Jr in the same way director John Hughes had built his career on his ties to Molly. Actor / director teams have done that throughout the history of film, which can be good and bad. So many directors have just 1 film in them and reusing the same people over and over doesn’t help them to change. In Molly’s case she would seem to have the worst luck in choosing work. She turned down the 4th John Hughes project, Some Kind of Wonderful (which got an aggregate 7.1 rating on IMDB). About all her stuff has gotten 4.7 – 5.1 on a 10 scale, really bad.

One of her personal quotes about her “brat pack” movies was when she says, “I think I was blessed to be given the opportunity…“, you “think” you were blessed? That could just be taken the wrong way by me, but when added to other things it gives the aura of a prima donna. Its Hollywood’s eternal struggle, they want to make depressing stuff that grosses people out because that to them that is ‘art’. Most people going to a movie just want to know, ‘Is this going to make me feel good?’ Its why Oscar movies are the ones nobody watches, the professionals like them. John Wayne wasn’t big at the Academy, but he was huge at the box office. Justine Bateman had a creepy little interview with Larry King about her new book. She liked everything about fame except the fans!

It explains so well why nothing good comes out of Hollywood, they’re working for themselves, not the fans. They just expect them to buy it. In Molly’s case she turned down parts in Blue Velvet, Pretty Woman and Ghost. Its incredibly ironic. She absolutely hates having to talk about the movies that made her famous, but confined her work to crap in the ensuing years! What did you think people were going to want to talk about? Its got to be a tough business to be in, you need a huge ego to carry you through, but at the same time its very easily pricked. I guess that’s why there’s so many basket cases in Hollywood.

Molly’s fame is a strange one. You could tell in the early 80s film producers knew they had something, they just didn’t know what. I’m not sure they knew what to do with her. You kind of get the feeling with a couple of different films that they tried the Pretty Baby thing, like with Brooke Shields (I wonder if they’re friends? They’re only a couple of years apart and had a similar career path, really bad movies). I’m not sure how much ‘there’ was ever there. How much was bad acting? How much was bad material? And in the end it doesn’t matter a damn how technically proficient you are, its a matter of do people like you? Do they find you attractive? Its the difference between Tom Selleck in Magnum and Blue Bloods, will they still love you, when you’re sixty four?

I think Molly’s success came down to two things. In Candles her character was incredibly self-deprecating. Humble. The underdog. People like that. I also think it was John Hughes best vehicle. He was fresh. Had a very tight budget (they couldn’t even pay for air-conditioning in the gymnasium scene). He was young and hungry. The other aspect to her fame was one you just can’t bottle; sex appeal. I could have said charisma I suppose. That ‘it’ factor. She had it. In the pictures I chose below I don’t remember a person who came across so poorly in a photograph, her medium was definitely film. I think in the end her ego got in the way.

American actress Molly Ringwald as Claire Standish in ‘The Breakfast Club’, directed by John Hughes, 1985. (Photo by Silver Screen Collection/Getty Images)

 

But then my taste in music is similar to my taste in movies. I don’t have very fancy tastes. I like music that sounds good (what a concept huh?). The lyrics don’t have to be ‘deep’. The arrangement doesn’t have to be complex. Think, ‘Here Comes That Rainy Day Feeling Again’. Nothing earth shattering about it, just very, very beautiful. I guess that’s why I prefer Sixteen Candles over The Breakfast Club, I don’t need some dark melodrama, just a happy little romance. i.e. Charlize Theron in Young Adult, not Prometheus. Movies of 1941 are a case in point. Citizen Kane is supposed to be the great cinematic masterpiece. Me? I’d prefer Andy Hardy’s Private Secretary or The Maltese Falcon.