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Mother Teresa

I had the occasion to see Mother Teresa: In the Name of God’s Poor last night. Just in reading a review of it on IMDB made me realize the volumes I don’t know about her. Interestingly it was released the year she died 1997 (born 1910, Albania). Geraldine Chapman portrayed her in this version. 90 minutes is a little slim to cover someone who changed the world (or at least a large portion of it). Protestants always like to charge that “she didn’t get to the root causes of the poverty“. Well that’s kind of obvious isn’t it? The Indian government, Hinduism and Islam. Mystery solved! Those are the 3 ingredients of that recipe.

Sister Teresa was going along all nice and sheltered in her Order in 1946 India teaching geography in a girls school for India’s well-to-do. Riots have interrupted food deliveries and the Sister ventures outside the walls to obtain food for “200 hungry girls”. So starts a journey led by God where she sees a crying need going unaddressed. She has to fight the Archbishop, she has to fight the government, she has to get past the anger and resentment of the people themselves. But the bottom line is this 36 year old nun got something started.

She has 1 year to show what she can do. Working with no resources, she begins. And miracle of miracles she get’s it going and is allowed to start her own Order devoted to the poor. Ironically, 1947 is also the year the United Nations got going. She takes 5 loaves and 3 fishes and feeds millions. They take in billions and do nothing. See the difference? To this day its private charities working on the microloans, providing water, food, livestock to raise, clothing. And the United Nations does what?

Little by little the successes start to build, and by 1962 the world is really starting to take notice. During that time one of the most glaring examples of death by bureaucrat is when she tries to turn this vacant building into a hospital. A building literally doing nothing and they don’t want to give it to her! 30 years go by and she wins the Nobel Prize (she asks that the extravagant awards night banquet be cancelled and the money given to the poor).

The purpose of this post isn’t to be a biography on Mother Teresa. It isn’t to be a review of the movie. Its to try and get past something I don’t have a word for. I see it all the time in many areas of life. Its this “can’t do” attitude. Its this “it will never work” mindset. 1 woman did a lot to change the world. No PHD in Do-good-ery, no billion dollar budgets, just a willingness to give it a shot. The attitude of “we’ll try this, and if that doesn’t work, we’ll try something else”. People, before something new is tried, always seem to expect exactitude. Why? Its new territory, it hasn’t been done before. Roll with it. Something is better than nothing.

That’s my point. Doing nothing will certainly fail, try something. As simple as that sounds, it is a major roadblock with people and bureaucrats everywhere. If its not done their way they take their ball and go home. They get in a snit about this or that. “You wouldn’t listen to me!” Or a myriad of other excuses not to get off your ass and do something! Being a man of action I never have understood human ‘anchors’. Those people who will fight extremely hard to do nothing. Its just a mindset I can’t understand.

I remember walking by the river down in Des Moines last year at the end of November. I came upon the tents of 2 homeless people. Its 28 degrees and getting ready to snow. A rather desperate situation. I go to the Hy-Vee 4 blocks away and get 2 – $25 gift certificates. I walk up to the tent where some noise has come from. I say, “Hello in there!” I hear a response. I say, “I got a couple of Hy-Vee cards for you and your neighbor.” He tells me she’s gone at the moment. I say, “Well, can you be sure she gets it?” He assures me he will and a hand comes out of the tent to take the 2 cards. A hand with a nasty sore that’s been there awhile.

He’s going to keep both cards!” He might. “He’s going to use them to buy booze!” He might. But its a shot. There’s no perfect solutions to people living down by the Des Moines River or in the slums of Calcutta. Life don’t work that way. Teach them to fish after you’ve stopped the hunger. After you’ve stopped the bleeding. Then take ’em fishing. Get ’em a pole, a tacklebox, maybe a couple of lures. Can’t fish without a pole.

[Yeah, yeah I know. There’s a few million other aspects to her, to poverty, to the human existence, to sainthood, to Catholicism, to whatever it is you want to bitch about. But have you taken a small bag of groceries to a foodbank this month? There is a program in Ames called Food at First. They provide meals to the indigent. It seems that they have lost focus. It has come to be about recycling food, and not about feeding the poor. An interesting fact I learned about India a few years ago, where malnourishment is rampant, is the incredible amount of grain they lose in warehouses because they refuse to kill rats. Even a lot of liberal sources have admitted for more than 20 years, starvation is not for lack of food. Governments use food as a weapon, a means of control.]

Nobody ever told them?

It came out recently that former presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg spent real close to a billion dollars on his Quixotic quest. Yeah I said $1,000,000,000. That’s a lot of moolah to spend for self-gratification. When he started I wondered, “He does know he’s the most boring individual on earth, right?” Evidently he didn’t know that, and Tom Steyer of course had to prove me wrong. Tom said, “Hold my beer”, and immediately setout to prove himself the most boring individual on the planet. Alright Tom, you win. But Mike’s a close second. The point is that in their entire circle of personal and business contacts, no one had the heart to tell them the truth? 

That’s incredible! Between the 2 of them the figure is way over a billion dollars. For what? To feed their ego? That’s some expensive chow. Hell, I would have told them for free. So I’m doing the shower/shave thing this morning and I flip the radio on to KPSZ Praise 940 for a little sermon in the shower. I’m listening to this halting, droning, monotone supposedly preaching God’s word and I’m thinking, “This is the worst preacher I’ve ever heard!” Not second, not third, the worst! Who does he think he’s going to reach with the worst presentation I’ve heard in 50 years of listening to radio preachers?? Nobody is going to listen to that. He or his congregation is wasting their money. Money that could go to a useful purpose.

From looking at 940’s schedule online it looks like it is Pastor Tom Carlson with the show Plainly the Truth. You think you’ve been ‘called’ with that delivery? Really? He’s either a stroke victim or the single worst public speaker I’ve ever heard in my life. I’m supposed to believe you’re on fire for God? On fire for Jesus? On fire for the Holy Spirit? I’m sorry, I don’t believe you. You’re not folksy, you’re not cute, you’re not whatever. No one has ever told you this? You might be good in an instruction setting, or developing an online interactive bible study. From the sound of your voice you’re an older man who has been into it 40 years. Did you always sound like this? Train somebody new, you’re wasting money. Money that could have gone to buying bibles, or Habitat for Humanity, or food for the poor, or something useful! 

[Self delusion! That’s the phrase I was looking for.]

 

 

Guillermo Gonzalez

Guillermo Gonzalez of Iowa State University was burned at the stake for saying there was a God. On his own time. What’s ironic was the instigator of his firing was a professor of religion, Hector Avalos. I was reminded of all this today when it came out a Canadian professor was fired for stating polar bears weren’t endangered. You do not want to cross the climate Nazis. They have their agenda and that is that. Blasphemy is not allowed with the religion of the secularists, climatology.

Gonzalez was a professor of astronomy at ISU who helped with the making of the above pictured DVD and book, The Privileged Planet. He wasn’t particularly a religious zealot, but as his knowledge of the universe grew it became obvious to him that planet Earth was not an accident. I believe after his firing he landed on his feet at another university back east. From the few clips I’ve seen of him he seemed like a nice, rational, humble man. Quite unlike the strident nincompoop who got him fired, Hector Avalos.

7th Street Theater

Talk about your missed opportunities. “This program was the first ever prime time Christian drama series in the history of broadcasting. It follows the life of five Christian actors who perform a weekly stage show for their community.” It ran a sporadic 3 seasons over a period of 7 years from 2007 – 2014. Of all the garbage Hollywood puts out this was an opportunity for the Christian community to get behind and whole heartedly support a Christian show. When I discovered it 8 years ago I immediately saw that DVDs of it should be in every church library.

It could have been the beneficiary of “write-in” campaigns to be put on local cable outlets. Binge showings to spread the word could have been shown at indie theaters on community night. There are few more splintered bodies in this nation then Christians. The lack of a coherent voice in any number of areas is obvious. The prolife movement, family building, schooling, Christian rights… the tower of Babble seems to fit in there somewhere. So the next time you turn on the television and are greeted by a barrage of loud, crude, vile “entertainment”, think for a moment what could have been.

Just last night I saw a move from 2008 called, ‘The Secrets of Jonathan Sperry‘. It was put out by Rich Christiano, the twin brother of Dave, who was the force behind ‘7th Street Theater’. In the movie (a solid 4 of 5), young Dustin is suffering the trials of teen angst out the wazoo. The evil bully Nick, the love of his life Tanya, being raised by a single mom, I mean serious angst. Along comes Mr. Sperry (Gavin MacLeod) who asks Dustin to mow his lawn (for $3 whole dollars, it was set in 1970).

Little did Dustin know of Mr. Sperry’s nefarious plans! Just kidding, Jonathan Sperry saw a fatherless young boy he knows from church who might need some male mentoring. One thing leads to another and after befriending Dustin and his pals, Mr. Sperry ends up leading them in a youth group bible study. That actually happened back then, I know. God often imparts a little wisdom to Christians like Jonathan, which allows him to help guide Dustin through the trials of growing up. The movie also starred Robert Guillaume as the cantankerous Mr. Barnes. Its great to find out these guys you knew from Love Boat and Benson were also Christians.

For some reason that same wisdom that is so evident among individual Christians, often is vacant in Church leadership. Like in their failure to support this dynamic duo of Christian entertainment.


Johanna Jowett, Shane Willimon, Hugh McLean

As a side note, I’ve actually kept track of what shows have ever said the name of Jesus (this one did) in this supposedly Christian nation. The Charlie Brown Christmas Special. Little House on the Prairie did from time to time. The Waltons did once in the pilot movie, once in the series. Walker Texas Ranger several times. And oddly enough, Doctor Quinn Medicine Woman. The other thing that occurred to me just now, everyone of those shows ran on CBS I believe.

Come to think of it, Little House ran on NBC. But I digress. There were also a number of shows that portrayed themselves as Christian but clearly weren’t. Highway to Heaven with Michael Landon was one of those. On this show angels were dead people who went around helping people. A lot of people have no idea just what kind of creature angels are. But I do feel confident in saying that these fearsome beings are not simply people who have assumed room temperature.

Another was 7th Heaven, they were allergic to Jesus also. Perhaps the most blatant anti-Christian was Touched by an Angel with Roma Downey. At 5 minutes till on each episode the miscreant would be healed by the fiery redhead when she would stand in front of him and say ‘Gawd!’ in a stern voice while a hair light would shine from behind. Somehow this would heal our guest of the week of his lack of compassion or generosity. All it did was make me appreciate ravishing redheads from the Scottish isles. There is only One thing that makes Christianity ‘The Way’ and that is Jesus, or Yeshua if you prefer.

“Doing the most good”

The Salvation Army Mission Statement

The Salvation Army, an international movement, is an evangelical part of the universal Christian Church. Its message is based on the Bible. Its ministry is motivated by the love of God. Its mission is to preach the gospel of Jesus Christ and to meet human needs in His name without discrimination.

You can write us at :
The Salvation Army National Headquarters
615 Slaters Lane
P.O. Box 269
Alexandria, VA 22313

Meals from the Heartland

Being somewhat jaded to bigtime charities who manage to soak up millions of dollars in “administrative” costs, I was pleased to discover Meals from the Heartland . They hold “packaging events” where volunteers put rice and beans into bags and then ship them overseas to hungry people. That really appeals to those of us who believe in KISS (“keeping it simple”).

Jesus Christ Superstar

What a film. Unless you lived through 1973 its hard to explain. There was a mini revival of sorts going on in popular culture. In song you had Spirit in the Sky, Jesus is Just Alright With Me, Day by Day. In film you had Godspell, Thief in the Night, Jesus Christ Superstar. All within about a 12 month period. Nicky Cruz from Cross and the Switchblade was doing revivals at high schools. Billy Graham was at the peak of his popularity. I swear there was a different feeling in the culture then. One of hope. Not the gloom and despair of today.

I tend to “discover” singers, books, films and such decades after their popularity has waned. Better late then never I suppose. What struck me about this film is how it flies in the face of modern Hollywood. Modern films seem to be concerned only in appealing to 12 yr old boys. If it doesn’t come from a comic book, it doesn’t get made.

JCS in a theological sense is just fine. I’m sure you can find someone with a complaint. What struck me about the film was its production value. It has aged so well over the last 45 years. Andrew Lloyd Webber did the music. Robert Iscove was the choreographer. The picture above is  21 year old Yvonne Elliman who played Mary Magdalene singing ‘I Don’t Know How to Love Him’. Incredible. I was trying to imagine someone that age in that role today. Couldn’t do it. Robin Lamont was about 22 when she sang Day By Day for Godspell that same year.

This dance number towards the beginning where the followers of Jesus dance for him at the ruins was one of the best in film of all time as far as I’m concerned. The enthusiasm, talent and sheer audacity of it was mindboggling. The sun, the dust, the 100 degree heat of the Israeli desert would have daunted other people. Not this group of twenty year olds who didn’t know they couldn’t do it. They just did it. The lithe dancers. I swear people were skinnier back then.

Ted Neeley as Jesus and his wonderful rock star voice. Joshua Mostel as King Herod will put you down in his song and dance number (“Prove to me that you’re no fool, walk across my swimming pool!”). Barry Dennen as Pontius Pilate was wickedly delicious. The two Pharisees with these huge black plastic hats! Roman guards with machine guns. Tanks and fighter planes. Director Norman Jewison made a wonderful film. And not one computer generated graphic. Its an incredible musical, couldn’t recommend it more.

 

God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

God rest ye merry, gentlemen, let nothing you dismay,
Remember Christ our Savior was born on Christmas Day;
To save us all from Satan’s power when we were gone astray.

O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy;
O tidings of comfort and joy.

In Bethlehem, in Israel, this blessèd Babe was born,
And laid within a manger upon this blessèd morn;
The which His mother Mary did nothing take in scorn.

From God our heavenly Father a blessèd angel came;
And unto certain shepherds brought tidings of the same;
How that in Bethlehem was born the Son of God by name.

“Fear not, then,” said the angel, “Let nothing you afright
This day is born a Savior of a pure Virgin bright,
To free all those who trust in Him from Satan’s power and might.”

God’s run

All too often I forget to give credit where credit is due. On Sunday of Memorial Day weekend I was able to set a personal record running. Other people who have been running their whole life or are decades younger, beat my time and distance routinely and with ease. That’s not the point. It’s a personal record. For some reason Sunday mornings lend themselves to reaching new heights. Perhaps it’s from being rested. Perhaps it’s from some perceived spiritual/in touch with nature thing. Sometimes where you came from, boosts the impressiveness of where you are now.

For someone who was a dedicated athlete as a youngster and carried a healthy lifestyle as an adult, they would tend to reach an 8, 9 or 10 on a ten scale of athletic achievement. Someone who took an unhealthy lifestyle for 30 years in contrast may only reach say a level of 5, but it would be just as satisfying a sense of accomplishment. The important thing is to appreciate whatever ability you have and where it came from.

Much like the parable in the bible about those who have the most to be forgiven for, are often the most grateful for being forgiven. We know that if God hadn’t given us the power to change, we never would have had any accomplishment at all, modest as it is. Life is all about traveling down the road until you come to a fork, and choosing the right path. Having spent the better half of a life choosing the wrong fork, it is much more satisfying in the last half to finally be choosing correctly. With a little help.