Viviane: “I want a divorce.”
Elisha: “No, you can’t have one.”
Viviane, shouting: “I want a divorce!”
Elisha: “No, you can’t have one.”
6 months later-
Viviane: “I want a divorce.”
Elisha: No, you can’t have one.”
1 year later-
Viviane: “I want a divorce.”
Elisha: “No, you can’t have one.”
Viviane, really shouting: “I want a divorce!!”
Elisha: “No, you can’t have one.”
3 years later-
Viviane: “I want a divorce.”
Elisha: “No, you can’t have one.”
5 years later-
Viviane: “I want a divorce.”
Elisha: “Okay, you can have one.”
(Elisha at last minute changes mind) “No, you can’t have one.”
5 years 6 months later-
Viviane: “I want a divorce.”
Elisha: “Okay, if you agree to never have another man.”
Viviane: “Okay.”
The end of one of the dumbest movies ever made, topped only by Halloween III.

