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About Iowa Life

Experiencing life in Iowa.

More than a game

Iowa girls “six on six” basketball. Dribble dribble hop pass! (You only got 2 dribbles, and if you crossed half-court a sniper would take you out) You had your offensive players and your defensive players. 3 on 3. What I find fascinating were the uniforms. As you can see from the pictures it would be heaven to have a color photo of every school’s uniform from back then. The colors, the styles! Simply glorious. I think I saw the great Denise Long play at Vets. ‘She wore the skirt‘. That’s just euphemism, while many of the girls teams did wear skirts, Union Whitten didn’t. The other great thing from back then was the “ettes”. If your school mascot was a Tiger, the girls became the Tigerettes. Rams became the Ramettes. Trojans? Trojanettes! A glorious time. I almost forgot, “Lady Hawks“, Lady Tigers”.

And a short lived women’s pro team I remembered when I saw the photo: The Cornets! (Molly Bolin) WBL preceded the WNBA evidently.

They did have some unusual rules though. One was in the event of  a loose ball, all the players were required to fall down. These photos do provide evidence of another rumored phenomenon. Legend had it a few times contact with the floor was broken and they achieved some sort of vertical leap.

Movie stars I love

Here is a group of actors that seem the sort of people you’d want to know. People who don’t seem pretentious or vacuous. Actors that seem to have a little human decency. Aren’t generally alcoholics or drug addicts. Everybody is different in their tastes. There’s not a person on this list who is a “current” movie star. Someone you are going to find a feature on in this month’s People Magazine. That in itself say two things. One is a giveaway of my generation. The other is that modern film making has absolutely no appeal to my generation. The youngest actor here is 73, the rest are dead. 

Various stages of filmdom reflect the various stages of America. The most obvious example to me was the late 60s. Times they were a changing. What appeared in westerns was a strange character known as the “antihero”. Unheard of before in our horse operas. Another strange period was the vapid nature of a good number of late 20s and 30s films. Come to think of it, the 2 periods I just named were right before and right after the period largely controlled by the 2 Film Standards boards (1 protestant & 1 Catholic). They ran between 1935 an 1965 pretty much. Hollywood’s “Golden Age“.   

Sure the Duke had a ton of faults like the rest of us. He also had a ton of smarts. He made a documentary on the Vietnam War  that was one for the ages: ‘No Substitute for Victory‘. The picture was one of my favorites and one of his first, ‘Stagecoach’.

Richard Widmark was kind of an “everyman” actor. Spellcheck doesn’t even recognize his last name. This shot is from ‘The Last Wagon‘, the one I consider his best.

More than a siren. Sophia Loren was an actress. I did a series of “most beautiful” posts of actresses through all the years. She wasn’t on them. The women I put on those lists were generally classified as actresses, but to be honest a lot of them weren’t. She is. I find this photo one of her best, even if it wouldn’t be classified as “glamorous”.

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Peter Sellers as his alter ego Inspector Clouseau. Like so many actors his life was  a brief one. But funny. Made me laugh.

John Rambo was my favorite Sylvester Stallone character. I chose him over Schwarzenegger, Norris, Seagal. He could make a ‘guy’ movie. Nobody grunts better.

Pluck! That’s what Shirley Temple had! And lots of it. Her kid movies were great of course, its her adult ones that left me in awe.

“The stuff that dreams are made of.” That’s what Sam Spade said. And I believe him.

Audie Murphy, he the man.

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Roy Rogers
I feel bad for the kids who never got a chance to watch the best. Actor, role model.

He could a been somebody, I’m telling you. My favorite of Brando’s, On the Waterfront. That cast. Rod Steiger, Lee J. Cobb, Eva Marie Saint? That’s what believable is.

Hollywood is simply a collection of people who are work averse and want to get others to pay for their extravagant life styles while they pretend to do the “serious” work of playacting! 

There may be good movies made today, its just how would you ever know? There is so much crap out there it would obscure the gem. That brings up an interesting question though: How many movies were made in 1933? How many are made today? Okay after a little digging I come up with roughly 420 films made in 1933 according to Wikipedia. There were 876 films in 2018 according to The Numbers website. 90 years later. Twice as many films. I suppose by combining the reviews of Rotten Tomatoes critics review and audience review, that would give you a pretty good indication of which ones you want to see.

[Side note: Its as a director that Clint Eastwood shines for me. Top 3. I enjoy his work as an actor, but I swear he doesn’t come into his own until the last 10 years, where he is alone in his ability.]

Movie stars I hate

Farticus (Kirk Douglas) always just grated on my nerves. His characters always seemed quite capable of sticking a knife in your back. These are people that Hollywood’s retrospective shows were forever and a day telling me how great these people were, and I finally said, “Nope.” I made my own list, Movie stars I love .

Bette Davis epitomized “overrated” to me. All those shows telling us how great she was have never shown me anything. She pretty much played ‘crazy bitch’, and it worked.

Joan Crawford was evidently owned by MGM, anyone else would just have admitted they goofed and moved on. She made ‘Johnny Guitar‘, enough said. (Just saw a promo for, “Torch Song”. She has to walk away with the award for worst actress, most obnoxious person to have ever infected Hollywood.)

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Julia Roberts. Would not cross the street. Love Eric.

Actually have seen him 3 times. Thelma and Louise, some sword and sandal warrior guy and Zombieland. What a twit. Just not likeable. Or believable.

Katherine Hepburn. She sounds like a Martian in Mars Attacks, “Yak, yak yak yak!”

Fred Astaire. Give me Gene Kelly any day.

Spencer Tracy, “Hey let’s have him play the irritating curmudgeon!”

Tony Curtis would have made the list but I really like ‘The Great Race‘. The rest of his career stunk. Walter Matthau had ‘The Bad News Bears‘, otherwise he was a sure thing. Barbara Streisand definitely would have made the list but I really enjoyed ‘The Way We Were‘, even though it was probably more Redford that made it.

It will be obvious when I do the “Movie stars I love” list. John Wayne, Jimmy Stewart, Tom Selleck. I really don’t think its a conscious bias that the people I  like tend to be conservative Christians. And the people I don’t like, aren’t. Its a lifetime of watching before  I became aware.

In Iowa, even when you win you lose!

Back in the early 80’s Iowa Governor Terry Branstad signed Iowa’s first form of gambling into law the Iowa Lottery. Soon after he signed perhaps the funniest. Iowa puritans being what they were wanted more revenue from gambling, but not the guilt that would come with it. So they threw a little glitter on it and called it “Riverboat Gambling”. See if you had to be on a boat on water, it wasn’t a vice. Don’t ask questions. In their mind, throwing your money away under the guise of ‘tourism’ made it pure as the wind driven snow.

Before long we had greyhound tracks, and horse tracks and bunny tracks (no wait that’s ice cream). Then they did away with the water requirement for casinos – kind of. Prairie Meadows was landlocked, but Lakeside down in Osceola had a pond and a boat, at least to start with. It gets all rather messy. Just never get between a State Legislator and a new revenue source. So now nearly 40 years later we have the most forms of gambling this side of Vegas! Oh and I almost forgot! The most recent new form of vice is online sports betting! Does it get any better than that??

What is interesting about it, and is a testament to the stupidity of Iowa voters, is their taxes never even went down! In the days pre-1970 or so Nebraska financed most of their State Government off the income from their horse track Ak-Sar-Ben. Did Iowa? Heck no! Our property taxes stayed in the stratosphere, our income taxes were still sky high, we still had local option sales taxes. Nothing went down! We had all these personal bankruptcies and families destroyed as addicts gave their life savings to the State in all the various forms of gambling, and we still paid out the ying yang in taxes!

So enter the March Reader’s Digest: The Case of the Broken Lottery Machine. In 2015 one Pauline McKee was playing the slots at the Isle Casino Hotel in Waterloo (water, see) when she came up a big winner! $41,797,550.16 was what the machine said she had just won! But what’s strange, the casino didn’t wheel out the pallets of cash. Not at all. Their buddies at the Iowa Supreme Court never even let the case get to court. They just dismissed it out of hand! They just said the machine had malfunctioned and that the casino didn’t have to pay. Well isn’t that convenient? Not $41 million, not $4 million, not $400 thousand, not $40 thousand, not $4 thousand, nothing! Your government at work.

[P.S. – notice the picture above? Everyone is under 40 and stylishly dressed? The sophisticates  out ‘gaming’. Go through Prairie Meadows slots area sometime. Its 73 year old housewives from Altoona in sweat pants and curlers plugging the one-armed bandits. Glamour is the last thing it is.]

Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer (1947)

What a delightful movie! Two of my favorite people, Cary Grant and Shirley Temple (not to mention Myrna Loy). ‘Susan’ becomes enamored of a visiting lecturer, ‘Dick Nugent’. Loy’s ‘Judge Margaret Turner’ “sentences” the suave artist to be Susan’s beau until she gets over the crush. Hilarity and hijinks ensue. As with Ginger Rogers in The Major and the Minor, you have to suspend belief a wee bit, but they are both loads of fun. In this one Loy is supposed to be Shirley’s sister, despite the 23 year difference in ages (Shirley is 19 here, Loy 42). Why Shirley’s movie career would end at age 21 is completely beyond me. She had become quite the ravishing young woman.

Like I said in a previous post on Shirley, when she went to her dad after turning 21 and asked, “Okay, where’s my over $3,000,000 in earnings?” He had to explain he’d squandered it all. What she got for a lifetime in showbiz was $30K.

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“My need for love owned me”

Hermie & Dorothy – Summer of ’42

Otherwise known as Gary Grimes and Jennifer O’Neill. Any man over the age of 60 or so is going to instantly recognize this photo. The movie was made exactly 50 years ago, even though it wasn’t released until 1971. Someone had clicked on my ’10 Most Beautiful Women of the 70s’ post. I was looking it over and thought I’d see if I could find a better picture for Jennifer (I found the same picture with a larger file size, but as it wasn’t as sharp so it was a tradeoff). Then for better or worse I read her bio on IMDB. Oh my goodness.

You see a man looks at a goddess like her and assumes she is a person of utmost confidence and sensibilities. Not a basketcase that has 9 marriages, 9 miscarriages, a suicide attempt, a self-inflicted gunshot wound, a daughter that was abused for 4 years by her own husband who also stole all her money! The title of this post is a quote of hers that covers the gist of it: “Hollywood didn’t own me, my need for love owned me.” Losing her virginity at 15 to her 20 year old boyfriend so he “would love me”. Married at 17. From a guys point of view it is incomprehensible a well to do girl who is one of the most beautiful in the world could be so vulnerable to men! She should have had self-esteem out the wazoo and the ying yang.

It sure takes the shine off your teenage crush. Which is good. Born in Brazil (tomorrow February 20th is her birthday), it adds even more to her exotic allure. For me personally growing up I knew her from “the” movie, her Covergirl ads and maybe a poster. That’s it. In Summer of ’42 her screen time was an entire 12 & 1/2 minutes. Think about that. Its kind like McDonald’s only having the Shamrock Shake around St Paddy’s Day, Chevy quitting production of the Camaro for awhile, contrived ‘rarity’ increases the value of a commodity. Looking at the pics from Rio Lobo you kind of wonder what the fuss was all about?

Outside of ’42 she looks like a mere human. Its hard to explain. For that brief period in the summer of 1970 when they filmed it, she was the most beautiful woman on the planet. The freckles, the tan, the clothes, she was 22 and gorgeous, who knows why? She had her “15 minutes” of fame and a few more. Director Robert Mulligan (To Kill A Mockingbird) took great care with her wardrobe, hair, makeup and lighting to make her the object of Hermie’s desire. He did a great job. Another thing Mulligan did was keep the two apart so that when they were together on camera it was truly electric.

Eventually Jennifer became a Christian and got her life together. From what I gather she has an extensive record in working for charity. I certainly never meant to imply she was at all destructive or mean to others, only to herself. A sad story. But for that brief period in the early 70s, she was unbeatable. Looking back, it seems to my casual observations she was a Barbie Doll. A pretty shell. I’ll have to look at some of her later work to see what sort of actress she became. Here’s another bizarre observation, Jennifer gives off the vibe of being a very nice, maybe slightly gullible person. A contemporary of hers that seems absolutely cynical, streetwise and unable to  be taken advantage of is Rachel Ward.

But she never would have been able to pull-off the innocent angel role like Jennifer did.

[Did I call it on Rachel Ward or what? She has been married for 37 years to Bryan Brown. Her only trip down the aisle. She just seems so sensible.]

{Mulligan is a very interesting director. While Scorsese and Tarantino are heralded and fawned over for their ability to kill humans onscreen in spectacular fashion, Mulligan touches the heart in a wonderful way. Others get the accolades, but with Mockingbird and ’42, he is the one who has left a warm feeling in your soul decades later. And gives you hope for humanity.}


[I just noticed in the replay of it on TCM this afternoon that director Mulligan had  a very irritating trait. He made Hermie’s interactions so painful. While Jennifer as noted had 12 1/2 minutes onscreen, Hermie’s scene with the druggist when he’s trying to buy condoms goes 15 minutes easy. It was so cringeworthy. Its like dang, I can think of a lot better things to put onscreen then a geeky 15 year old hemming and hawing trying to buy rubbers. The big climax encounter at the end didn’t go 7. You could tell he had the talent to go delicate, but crass draws directors like a magnet. I suppose it takes  the vulgar to make the soft standout. In the final 24 minutes Mulligan really shines, he shows just what he is capable of. It begged the question: Just how good could that movie have been?]

Clear Lake Kite Festival 2020

Color the Wind Kite Festival

It was great weather as far as that goes. Nice sunlight for photos. Lots of kids and dogs enjoying the day. The really fun years are when the temperature is about -5 degrees, heavy overcast and about a 30 mph wind, you feel like you’re at the North Pole. So many people were there it was about impossible to get a cup of hot chocolate. My favorite restaurant the Backyard Deli was closed down. I don’t know what happened there. I’d first discovered it back in 2008 when I was up there for a film festival. As with so many small restaurants, they’d rather close then sell. I don’t get it.

Speaking of which, we’d have people tell us flat out they really didn’t want the Film Festival in Clear Lake, and I wouldn’t be too surprised if that is a  lot of the reason it moved down US Hwy 218 to Mason City. A number of people up there haven’t come to grips with the fact they’re a tourist town. The only “restaurant” on main street was ‘closed till March‘, seems odd you’d close the busiest Saturday of the winter. There were 2 bars that served food and a coffee shop that served bagels and scones. We ate in the car from the grocery store. The pizza shop maintained its 5 pm opening rather than take advantage of a great lunch crowd. “Iowa nice” doesn’t exactly apply to Clear Lake.

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What happened?

Steve McQueen – that object hanging out of his mouth is what we called a “cigarette”. It contained “tobacco” which we would light with a match and inhale. Don’t ask me why.

Saturday morning I’m up early and I see Steve McQueen in a movie looking rather rough, and yes it was the prison flick (flique since it was a French movie) Papillon. Like Brando and Bogart I never appreciated him until I was older. So I watched the final 90 minutes or so (its a 157 minutes I believe). Its a true story about Frenchman Henri Charrière wrongly convicted of murder in 1931. He spends the next 14 years in the French penal colony of Guiana and ‘Devil’s Island’. Needless to say the corruption of French prison authorities was legendary. Money or cooperation could purchase you a much easier sentence. A fascinating story. Reviewers say as good as the movie was it didn’t fully capture the hardship Charrière faced in real life.

It was a very good movie. They went on location with a couple of good actors. They took along a great story. Went past the 2 hour “barrier” and made a memorable story. According to IMDB they had a $12,000,000 dollar budget. By comparison another McQueen movie Bullitt, had a budget of $5,500,000. Thousands of books get published around the world every year. Of those there are hundreds of wonderful stories. Does Hollywood look to expand the art and make movies of any of those? Oh hell no.

To make my point, when looking up facts for the movie, I see they remade Papillon in 2017. I’m not kidding. They must be though. You think you’re going to top the original? Steve McQueen and Dustin Hoffman? You’re delusional. Just staggering the crap  that comes out of Hollywood. The amount of inspirational stories that are never told is mind-blowing. The thought provoking, the heartfelt, stories of wonder that will never see the light of day. Truly sad. Instead they’ll continue to remake Star Wars for another 40 years. The first 40 years of merchandising evidently wasn’t enough. We live in a sad and mediocre world. “Reach for the middle!

That scraping sound is the bottom

WHO 1040 am radio seems to have hit bottom, they were doing a half hour long infomercial from scammer Dr Michael Pinkus! If it can be ground up, boiled and powdered, Pinkus will sell it as a “supplement”. The people who make money off a scammer are no better than the scammer. When you’re playing infomercials, that screams lazy program director to me. KPSZ Praise 940 has been playing this guy for at least 25 years. They just have it scheduled into their 11:30 am time slot, just as if it was a show.

Trying to figure out what this bizarre early morning movie was on TCM I went to their website to find out (‘Papillion’, 1973). Up pops their little ad, “I want to invite you to join TCM Backlot!” shouts the little Ben Mankiewicz icon. Not a chance in hell Benny boy, I saw you on election night 2016 on the Young Turks Show. You were sitting there dissing half of America and the greatest president this country will ever see. True colors, I saw them.

[What’s funniest about WHO is they run a disclaimer before their Christian shows on Sunday morning, but they don’t before they run the scam artist.]

 

Piebald

What Is the Difference Between Piebald and Skewbald?

By Jennifer Mueller

“Piebald and skewbald are British terms for particular color combinations on horses’ coats. These terms describe the horse’s coloration and external markings only, not its breed or genetic makeup. In addition to coloration, registration authorities also recognize particular patterns of markings. According to the British Skewbald and Piebald Association, a horse registered as piebald or skewbald ideally has a 50-50 distribution of two colors.”

“Piebald horses have large, irregular patches of black and white on their coats. Skewbald horses, on the other hand, have a combination of white and any other color — typically brown, chestnut or bay… ” [the article goes on for quite a bit about these beautiful horses]