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Experiencing life in Iowa.

T.G.F.I.

They have a saying in New Hampshire, “TGFI” (Thank God For Iowa). They know as long as we go first in the Presidential voting system, they’ll look like Einstein. Iowa sets the bar so low the pressure is off for them. This year especially the mood was high. When it took Iowa a week to tally a 2 hour result, they were absolutely giddy. Staffers at Election Headquarters in Manchester were doing ‘High Fives’ with loud exclamations of “Yes!” when they saw how easy it was going to be for them. It would be like falling off a ballot box thanks to the Tall Corn State. Sounds of “Happy Days Are Here Again” filled the hallways.

They saw they could go “full Iowan” and not get the election results in until 1 am and still look like geniuses compared to Iowa. For some reason New Hampshire has always been so good at the whole ‘counting thing’ (rumor has it they don’t even have to take their shoes off). Them and their fancy counting tricks, they probably have special school funding that turns out these math whiz’s. Just because their knuckles are smooth and not scarred up, they think they’re so smart. Hell, I hear the horses there can count to 10. That NH Governor better be sending flowers to Gov Kim Reynolds after the gift we gave them. Hell, they could take until 2 am and CNN would be blowing them kisses.

[Just to rub it in those bastards already have results pouring in from 3 small New Hampshire towns. Dixville Notch, Millsfield and Hart. And its not even daylight yet! On Tuesday, let alone midnight! Witchcraft.]

Gun grabbin’ Mel Crippen

My gawd you can’t even turn on the radio anymore without hearing some idiot spouting off. While the rest of America’s amplitude modulated radio went conservative, Ames, Iowa’s KASI 1430 stayed commie. Morning host and gun grabber Mel Crippen had Ames Mayor John Haila on telling us what a fine job city plow crews are doing on the streets. An honest person would have broke out laughing. There’s not a bigger bunch of overpaid / underworked employees in the country. If you don’t live on Lincoln Way, Duff, Grand or a bus route, your streets are shit.

But putting a clown like Crippen on the air is KASI’s choice, isn’t it? As far as I know they are a private concern . Also in Ames (or used to be) is the NPR affiliate WOI 640 am. They’re even more commie. The problem is they’re tax funded (yes I know they also receive donations). I saw a meme online the other day from Mark Levine asking, “Why does NPR still exist?” Republicans let stand a taxpayer funded entity that wants to destroy them. If there’s any logic in that I don’t see it. So what we’re left with is radio that is funded by everyone’s tax dollars, but only provides programming for half the country.

So that’s the deal, I don’t have to pay for KASI, I do for WOI.

That’s the difference between liberals and conservatives, we don’t try to ‘cancel’ people. If your employer wants to hire a commie som bitch that’s their business. We sure as hell ain’t going to listen to your ugly ass.

[KASI has been gobbled up by Clear Channel or iHeart or whatever it is that company that owns all of radio is calling itself now. Its not good when 95% of all media is owned by 6 corporations. Oh! Oh! Oh! I almost forgot. If there wasn’t enough commie radio in Ames, a few years ago a group formed an actual independent radio station called KHOI 89.1. I’m surprised they allow Trumpers to live in the same town!] 

(The other thing about radio all owned by the same people is the corporate nature of it all. I’ve long felt that there will come a day when radio stations will say, “Practically everyone listens to our station using our app on their device, its just not worth our while to have the cost of the broadcast tower anymore.” Then after a short transition, that “free app” will incur a small ‘service fee’. Then it will become a larger monthly subscription. Which is why it seems their sole goal in life is to see how many times in one day they can say, “iHeart radio app! iHeart radio app!“)

Ames’ secret snow removal plan: Spring

5th Friday in a row with snow and without snow removal. I took a walk down at Carr Park on east 13th yesterday. Every inch of the bike path was plowed even back to the most out of the way areas. The loop drive that only goes to the soccer field was plowed. The city streets? Not so much. Well if they don’t need plowed because the snowfall was under 2″, why do the bike paths need plowed? Why do parking lots for ball diamonds that won’t be used for 3 months need plowed? If 2″ is a problem there, why isn’t it on the city streets?

Speaking of Carr Park,  this will be the 3rd summer 1/3rd of the park will be unusable. They closed it off in spring of 2018 to do some work on the dam. All they did was move in materials for a couple of weeks in May of 2018. No work was done again until 2 weeks at the first of August in 2019. So far its been closed all of 2 years, with only 4 weeks of actual work being done. Ames Parks and Recreation sees no problem with this. Writing incredibly lackadaisical contracts so that taxpayer assets sit idle for years.

I swear I’m going to go door to door with an advisory sheet for Ames City Council elections to bring accountability back to city government. I’ll call it my: “Fire City Manager Steve Schainker” campaign.

 

“What the hell is it?”

An inanimate carbon rod! (aluminum or magnesium actually)

Consumers get ripped off so bad. And what’s doubly funny, the same government that worries about lightbulbs and the size of your toilet tank, doesn’t give a lick about a huge environmental throw away, your water heater. They last about 10 years if you do nothing to them, 30 or more if you do simple maintenance! Drain a gallon a month from the bottom spigot, and put in a $25 anode rod every couple of years. See all that rust and mineral buildup on the old rod? That’s what will eat out the bottom of your heater if you don’t change it. But plumbers want that $1,000 every 10 years to put in a new heater. And the government is too stupid to see the environmental impact.

And guess what? There are 2 other environmental disasters that don’t have to happen. There are asphalt roof shingle coatings that easily double the life of your roof. And there is a metal coating called Rust Reformer that when sprayed to the underside of your car makes it impervious to rust. Can there be any bigger harm to the environment than throwing away a 2,500 pound car every 10 years? And your roof every 20?

FYI manufacturer Bradford White in an extreme case of bullshitery puts their anode rod internal to the input pipe, therefore making it impossible for the homeowner to change, and guaranteeing failure at 10 years. Drain Tech sells Bradford White.

 

Ode to the ‘Bullet’ Bra

Rarely have I seen someone’s post and been so moved. Several sites have these exact same photos so it is impossible to give credit to the original writer and compiler of photos. This is the site I found it on while looking up info on one of the ladies featured, Gloria Talbott. I had seen Gloria in a wonderful Rock Hudson movie, ‘All that Heaven Allows‘ (1955). She played Jane Wyman’s college age daughter in the film and I had noticed how well she wore a sweater. It turns out there’s a whole genre of fine sweater wearers from the 40s and 50s! They call them “sweater girls” and the magnificent bra they wear the “bullet” bra. Simply put one of the finest inventions of the 20th century.

Yes, yes you have the sexual titillation aspect of these photos, but my gawd there are two other outstanding aspects of these photos: the obvious physical fitness of most of the models with their thin waistlines, and the artistic beauty created by the sharp and pleasing lines contrasted with the curves. And frankly the pride that shows on the face of every model. Simply beautiful. My only regret is that I didn’t live during that period. The only other period that comes close to this era, was that roughly 10 year period from 1966 – 1976, the era of the mini skirt and other fashion items of the day like the bell-bottom blue jeans, short-shorts and the halter top.

I have purposely left out many photos so the admirer can search out and discover new joys of this type. I have left out the celebs of the day like Marilyn Monroe, Jane Russel, Jayne Mansfield, Janet Leigh, Elizabeth Taylor and other well knowns. These are for the most part average (?) women of the day, if you can possibly refer to such incredible women as “average”. And yes this will no doubt engender a few hits to my humble site, but mostly this is just to share one of the most absolutely beautiful collection of photos I have ever seen. My only regret is that these unknown women cannot be thanked for their contribution to the world of art.

A few thoughts. A photographer signature I saw several times was of a Ray Barret I believe. The 4th photo from the bottom is actress Dorothy Malone, right above her is Gloria Talbott. The rest of the stupendous photos were of I assume anonymous treasures, long since gone. Traditional artists could never create anything as beautiful as these women. The photographers for the most part did a wonderful job. I can’t imagine what it must have been like back in the day. The top photo is just an amazing image from any perspective.  As I said earlier the pride on each their faces is so neat to see. And the effort it took to look like that. Little did they know men would be appreciating them 60, 70 and 80 years later. These simple B&W images. God outdid Himself with this bunch. Engineering marvels.

The Hawkins brothers

This version of Goin’ Up Yonder! and Oh Happy Day! (below) are the epitome of black Gospel singing to me. I didn’t know them a lick when they came out 40 and 50 years ago respectively. From what I can tell the Hawkins brothers (Walter & Edwin) must have had divine inspiration.  I don’t see how white gospel even exists in comparison. The energy, passion and talent doesn’t even make it a contest. What little I know of it is songs like these 2 and the modern iterations of the Chicago Mass, Atlanta Mass and LA Mass Choirs. Another fabulous song is I Was Standing by the Bedside of a Neighbor (Michelle Lanchester & Sweet Honey In the Rock). Alvin Darling, Nobody But the Lord is another. Angels couldn’t sing any better than this.

You really think I’d vote for you?

Sanders, Warren, Steyer, have each had volunteers show up at my door canvassing for the February 3 Iowa Caucus (I’m on their list because I caucused for Sanders in 2016). It just staggers the mind. I counted up my vote for President the last 40 years. 4 Democrats, 2 Republicans and 5other‘. I’ve spread my vote around about as much as anybody. But for god’s sake these last 4 years changed everything. Have you listened at all to the media? To Hollywood? To officials of the Democrat Party? Have you listened to the things they call someone night after night after night? What they call independents? According to them the straight/white/Christian/male has been responsible for all the world’s maladies! And now you think I’d vote for you?? My God the things you have called us! Just vile! Now its, “Oh, could you forget everything we said about you the past 4 years and give us your vote?” Not a chance in hell. There are consequences to your actions.

Never has a town done so little with so much

Its criminal! Ames is out of control. January in Iowa is making up for the earlier lack of snowfall with a vengeance. And the brain trust at City Hall has instituted the “2 inch” rule, the plows don’t come out with less snow than that. Its a mess, its a hazard, its a ripoff. We pay the damn taxes! Plenty of them. We pay higher than the state average in property taxes. We have a city sales tax. We have a school district surcharge tax. We pay taxes. What we don’t get are services. I blame City Manager Steve Schainker. Well, him and that idiot City Council for not firing him. Plows don’t plow, cops don’t patrol, its insane. There are few city services that affect public safety so directly as clean safe streets. Do they cut the budget for conferences? For symposiums? For training sessions that just happen to be held in Honolulu, Vegas and Miami? Only in a college town could such a high level of stupidity be reached that people find this acceptable.

Let’s run the numbers

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[This is the pedestrian gate on the east side of Meeker with 20 feet of half foot deep snow left by the crew clearing snow. You can’t drive a truck through a pedestrian gate, and you wouldn’t want them to have to get out of their truck and use a shovel would you? I’ll clear it in the morning before the kids come.]

The city of Ames has the worst snow removal in Iowa. Okay that’s my opinion. What we should have are the facts to compare to similar sized cities, instead of just my opinion. This is Friday January 17, 2020. The local meteorologists have been prepping us for a week that ‘Snow-mageddon’ was upon us. So of course we cancelled schools (which is an automatic on a Friday) and clogged the grocery stores buying storm groceries! The city had snow removal for a couple of hours in the afternoon, then headed for the barn about 4:15 pm, I assume to get off at 5. That’s great, but half the city is unplowed (the snow also stopped about that time).

If we get any more snow tonight, those streets are going to be impassible for a passenger car, should an emergency happen where they need to go to the hospital or the like. They will be SOL (shit out of luck). Not to mention the rise in vehicle accidents due to uncleared streets. Life and limb, property, associated costs, its not just about being inconvenienced. Funny how in this day and age of computers, crunching the numbers is quite difficult. Its almost like the city governments don’t want you to know how they’re doing. How they compare. Its almost like they don’t want to be held accountable. A Performance Audit. That’s how citizens need to be evaluating city services every 3 – 5 years. How is our money being spent? What’s the ROI? (return on investment)

There’s a few key questions that an intrepid reporter at the Ames Tribune could use to see where Ames stands, and at the same time provide a public service through improved services rendered. How many miles of streets are in Ames? How many city plows does Ames have? How many miles does Ames contract out? How many personnel does Ames have on a shift? What is their yearly snow removal budget? In Des Moines I’ve gotten the impression over the years that they are running their plows close to 24 hours a day. When one shift gets out of the plow, another takes over. Ames plows sit. See how this works? You measure the amount of time, money and resources Ames commits to snow removal and compare that to similar cities. Its not rocket science.

Where are the real life results of Iowa’s open records law? 

I was a professional driver in Ames for 31 years. I have a very keen idea of the cities capabilities or the lack thereof. I got stuck. I hit things. I had close calls for 31 winters. I’ve seen the injuries, the property damage, the lost time, the aggravation of uncleared streets. Those 5 questions in the previous paragraph would answer a lot. You could chart that and compare. You could find out exactly whether I’m full of it or not. You could find out real quick whether Ames taxpayers are being well served or not. You could find out real quick if heads need to roll. In fact I’m not aware of an annual survey the city sends out garnering how the customer rates their services. They should have numbers going back to 1970, they could see the trend lines. Are they going up? Or down? How can you know where you’re going if you don’t know where you’re at?

You can tell where the ‘fat’ is in a city budget. One of the most laughable is Parks & Recs. In the winter probably 70% of their responsibility isn’t used. The soccer fields, the softball diamonds, the water park and portions of parks and bike trails. A lot of area. Before the city streets are cleared the parking lots of those unused soccer and softball fields will be cleared. They won’t even be used for another 3 months. But there is so much fat in their budget, such an expenditure of tax dollars, their parking lots will be cleared before the city streets. The City of Ames is fat and needs to go on a diet. I’m tired of paying them to gorge on tax dollars.

  1.  How many miles of streets in Ames?
  2.  How many plows?
  3.  How many operators?
  4.  How many contract miles?
  5.  What is the plow utilization rate per day?
  6.  What is the cost per mile?
  7.  What is the time per mile?
  8.  What is the contractor rate per mile?
  9.  Why isn’t  there an annual city services survey?
  10.  Why isn’t there a citizen audit of City services every 3 years?

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The baseball diamond at the west end of Brookside Park. No game was scheduled today (or for 3 months), but they had the parking lot cleared before all the streets were. And no, its a single-use facility, so it didn’t need to be cleared for something else.

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This is coming down the hill on 6th Street coming towards Brookside Park. This city street wasn’t cleared as well as the parking lots for the softball & soccer fields that won’t be used for 3 months.

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This is the parking lot for the athletic fields on E 13th Street. They also are single-use, and also were cleared before all the city streets were, and also won’t be used till spring.