Author Archives: Iowa Life

Unknown's avatar

About Iowa Life

Experiencing life in Iowa.

10 Most Beautiful Women of the 2010’s

Okay there’s just one, Lacey Nicole Chabert (September 30, 1982, Purvis, Mississippi), nuff said. She shouldn’t be that attractive, she just is. She’s equal to 10 mortal women. I watch her in all those Hallmark movies. Sure she’s not nineteen anymore, but just as smoking in a different way.

In Hallmark’s ‘My Secret Valentine‘ (Andrew Walker as “Handyman”) there’s a scene towards the end of the film where they eat carryout in the truck down at the beach at sunset. Unlike most American film they used mostly natural light in that scene. The golden light was so warm and caressing to her features (okay it even helped Andy). It reminded me of another film, one from 1950 called, ‘Annie Get Your Gun‘ with Betty Hutton and Howard Keel. There’s a scene where the 2 are outside on the end of the train about to kiss at sunset. I think they’re supposed to be going through Arizona or Oklahoma at twilight. Its hard to explain great light. You see it a lot more in French and Italian films. Now in Lacey’s film, it completely enhanced her appearance, if that’s possible (but then she could shave her head and get out of bed without makeup and be the most beautiful woman in Hollywood). I’ll put an example of neat light below. Its not the same light as in the film, but it gives you an idea. There are photographers who won’t shoot outdoors after 10 am, or before 5 pm. Its the angle of the light, its the temperature of the light, its the color of the light. Its affected by the type and amount of clouds its coming through. If its bouncing off water, snow or sand. The humidity, the amount of trees. ‘Sounder‘ (1972) also had some great light.

(photo by Sean Davey)

Since we don’t learn from history…

103 years ago. We’ve learnt nothing. Nadda, zip, zero. The American taxpayer still hasn’t figured out he works to pay the taxes to feed the military-industrial complex. That’s it. That is the reason you exist. This movie 1917 was pretty good, Brits doing the stiff upper lip thing, before their society crapped out. Few people understand why WW I happened. They buy into the children’s storybook version of history, some claptrap about the assassination of an Arch Duke Ferdinand or something. Bullshit. WW I happened as the “crisis” to usher in the League of Nations. Americans weren’t so stupid at that point, it didn’t pass.

Did the “Deep State” let that stop them? Oh hell no. They simply had a bigger and badder war to scare the hell out of people; WW II. This time they succeeded and the United Nations was born. Freedom doesn’t jibe with the plans of the Elite. They have always desired World Government. That’s all the 20th Century was about, having a lot of people bleed to further their goals. People are so naïve. It doesn’t hurt to have government education to keep people stupid. They seem to have done a crackerjack job as far as that goes. History is not taught obviously. War, what is it good for?

Oh they teach the party line, but they don’t teach history.

Cars

When I was a kid something we did prior to actually being old enough to have a car, was we built model cars. My favorite was the above pictured ’72 Dodge Challenger R/T (road track). Not in that color scheme for god’s sake. I would have chosen royal blue with slot magnesium wheels. By gawd that was a car. It came in everything from a 6-cylinder I believe to a 440 CID V-8. That’s when cars were cars. You could kill yourself at a very high rate of speed, and look good while doing it.

Then real life hits you in the face and car care is up to you. Not having any formal training, my car knowledge is what I picked up from friends, family and tidbits from mechanics and the counter guy at the parts store. So some real crap amongst the gems. I was invariably paying huge sums of money to replace water pumps and heater cores. Well guess what genius? If I would have drained and refilled my coolant every 2 years, I probably would have avoided all that (now coolant lasts 5 years). I also would have avoided rotten hoses and the like. Fresh coolant lubricates your water pump and protects the innards of your heater core and radiator.

Everyone knows you have to change your crankcase oil, but you also have to change your differential oil, your transmission fluid, power steering fluid and brake fluid. If you do those roughly every 2 years, you prevent thousands upon thousands of dollars in parts replacements. Car mechanics count on you not knowing that. They’d rather charge you $2,500 for a new transmission, then change your transmission fluid and filter for $150. The best guy on YouTube that makes child’s play of all this is Chris Fix. If you’re like me, you can read the procedure on how to do something, but a picture (video) is truly worth a thousand words.

If people (me) had just followed the maintenance schedule in the Chilton’s manual to the letter, their cars would last 2 to 3 times as long. Easy. There is even a Rust-oleum product called Rust Reformer that makes rust inert! You just brush and wash off the loose stuff then spray this on! Truly a miracle product. You spray on rubberized underbody coating on top of that and your  car is set for life! Its all about changing fluids and replacing filters, replacing brake pads and lubing the hell out of metal.

Reap what you sow

Resistance goes both ways. Back in 2016 the Left couldn’t come to grasp with the fact their Precious (Hillary) lost. They were rioting at JFK. They were rioting in Seattle. Before the election they were rioting in Santa Barbara like in the picture above where they assaulted this woman with eggs. They were stealing MAGA hats off of people. They were wearing “pussy hats”. Antifa would wear their black masks and hoodies, show up at conservative rallies with clubs, brass knuckles, cups of urine and throw feces. Full scale rioting in Washington during the inauguration. All these Lefties taking a knee during the national anthem or turning their back to the flag. Now they want my vote.

I had a piece of filth Bernie volunteer show up at my door yesterday. He couldn’t get it through his empty head that Democrats could go to hell. Yeah the past 4 years he and other Democrats thought it was great the 24/7/365 insulting of President Trump and Trump supporters. They thought it was so great the late night comics irrational hatred of Trump was, telling how anyone who voted for him was so stupid. All the SNL skits making fun of ordinary Americans. Robert De Niro, Cher, Barbara Streisand taking potshots at middle America. They thought that was great!

Well its payback time now. Yeah, now you want our vote February 3. We’re supposed to forget all that. Aw shucks you were just joshing right? No, it don’t work like that. You and Leftist society told us what you think of us. You couldn’t have insulted the black man that way the past 4 years. You can’t say boo to a Jew. But you think you can verbally and physically assault the Christian white male ad nauseum and there won’t be any consequences. Wrong-o moe foe. Payback’s a bitch ain’t it? 

[Yeah I got my Democrat bona fides. I voted for Jimmy Carter in 1980. Walter Mondale in ’84. Michael Dukakis in ’88. Bill Clinton in ’92. Then when the Dems sold out labor in ’93 with NAFTA I never looked back. Open borders, gun control, I was through with you. In 2016 it was so obvious Washington needed a change agent. It was Bernie or Trump. I caucused for Bernie, voted for Trump. Didn’t matter to me, all I wanted was change. Then in the ensuing 4 years I found out just what the Democrat Party thought of me. From Hillary calling me deplorable to all the other non-stop onslaught. You think the only safe person to insult in America is the white male. Well you were wrong. Its okay to be white.]

(I just noticed something about that picture for the first time. Right behind that woman getting egged looks to be a California State Highway Patrolman. See his badge? Doing nothing. If anything he looks to be securing the door. Blocking this woman’s escape from the violent left-wing mob.)

 

Donny and Marie!

I watched it. One reason. Marie Osmond. She was 17, 18 and 19 when it ran (we’re the same age). I saw her in a Nutrisystem ad the other day and thought she looks pretty good for 60. I’d forgotten what a standout she was 40 years ago. I had to go back and add her to my Most Beautiful Women of the 70’s post. What made her such a knockout (other than her looks) was she seemed so nice. So wholesome. She has made quite a career for herself, talk shows, variety show, a couple of movies, Branson show, Vegas show. Lots of kids, a tough marriage. She’s a survivor.

0000 5

00000 6

Christmas movies

I watched Alicia Malone introduce ‘The Bishop’s Wife‘ last night (Christmas Eve) on TCM as part of their “Christmas lineup”. Of course it has nothing to do with nor does it reference anything to do with Jesus’ birth. This is an advanced intellectual concept (that Christmas should have something to do with Jesus) but I just can’t seem to let it go. On Sunday 12/22 its close to Christmas so they play King of Kings & The Greatest Story Ever Told, movies on the life of Jesus. That’s because Hollywood never made any Christmas movies (something to do with the birth of Jesus). All they ever made were Santa movies.

Which is fine, but don’t make Santa movies and then call them Christmas movies. It confuses people. Its a free country, make what you want. But call them what they are. They’re Santa movies. Whoever invented Santa was a genius if his intent was to remove Jesus from Christmas. Celebrate a nonspecific winter holiday if you want. Make movies about evergreen trees and hot cocoa if that’s your thing, but don’t call them Christmas movies. Its disrespecting the Lord of the universe. I don’t care if the rest of the world thinks I’m nuts, I’m right. 

Cary Grant in this is in his prime. 43 years old and at his dashing and dapper best. Loretta Young absolutely beautiful and refined. David Niven perfect as the fussbudget Bishop. A lot of the cinematography was just wonderful.

Richard Jewell

Clint brought it home. His entire career I wondered if he was faking it with his blue collar movies, but ‘The 15:17 to Paris‘ and ‘Richard Jewell‘ proved he was for real. He has the best values. He “gets it” better than anybody. Just wish there was a way to tell him. Those 2 movies were an homage to the common man we’ll never see again come out of Hollywood. Its just the most beautiful thing when you realize what he’s done. Its very hard to put into words. Its clear Hollywood has no idea what he’s done, from them he receives criticism not accolades.

In these 2 movies he’s told the only story worth telling; the human existence. The good side of people. The wonderful side of people. The side of people that gives you hope not despair. Ordinary people doing extraordinary things. He’s not remaking some trite tale from years ago. You don’t see this coming from ‘Dirty Harry’. You don’t see this coming from ‘Philo Beddoe’. You don’t see this coming from Clint Eastwood. He’s a rough and tumble guy. As a GI in the early fifties his transport plane crashes into the ocean off the coast of California and he has to swim miles in the open ocean to live. He is not some kind of sissy guy.

What Clint told was a real story of human triumph. He didn’t tell a story to get Oscar gold. To impress his Hollywood pals. To pad his bank account. He told a story of a real man doing his job. Doing it well. Living through the hell. Battling on in spite of the hell. Keeping his dignity. You get to watch a man whose wholesome values gave him a foundation built on rock, not sand. Jewell weathered the storm. He came out better because of it. Jewell showed himself to be light years better than his “betters”. For Eastwood it was a labor of love, his love for humanity.

Hayden Fry 2/28/1929 – 12/17/2019

Hayden Fry is having a “high-porch picnic” in heaven. He’ll have a chance to ask God how the hell Kirk Ferentz is making $4 million a year? Fry took Iowa out of the cellar and made them very competitive. Put them on the map. He was a coach. Ferentz doesn’t progress the program 1 inch, treads water. Makes many, many multiples of what Fry ever did. Does not compute.

Is Virginia the ‘hill’?

Is Virginia the hill we die on? Is it time to march on Richmond? As norms worry about Amazon Prime and will “it” get here in time for Christmas, patriots are watching very closely what’s taking place in Virginia. The Democrat Governor elect and Democrat Legislature are gearing up for gun confiscations. They’ve already been planning to cut phone service, internet and electricity once they start so there is no way to spread the word and sound the alarm. My guess is freedom dies in silence. NRA and national politicians will talk real fierce, but they’ll do nothing. Our founders were willing to die for freedom, we’re not. Virginians brought it on themselves. Freedom costs $20 bucks. $10 for every gun owner to give to their state gun association. And $10 for their local State House race. If every gun owner in America cared just that much, we’d win in a landslide.

Down by the riverside

Its a scary thought. People slept outdoors last night in a situation exactly like this. That isn’t that big a deal in the southern United States, but here in Iowa last night it was 5 degrees. Five. You need to be outside at about 3 am sometime to get a real feel for what that temperature feels like. That’s dying weather. Every so often the Des Moines City Council gets a  bee up their butt and has the police and fire department go down by the riverside and bust up the homeless encampments under the guise they are a “fire hazard”. They don’t provide an alternative or any help, they just say “you ain’t living here!

What the point of that is, is beyond me. The “campers” have setup a situation over the summer accumulating enough stuff to survive the winter, and the City kicks them out at the coldest time of the year. Now they have to go somewhere else. For 20 years I’ve wondered, the State Fair campgrounds is only used 2 weeks a year, why couldn’t Des Moines’ homeless stay there the other 50 weeks? Think about it. You have fire grates, electricity, water, toilets, showers, comparable heaven to living by the river. The infrastructure there is setup for camping. Not only that, but by having the homeless in a centralized spot, access to associated help would be much easier.

The “can’t do” attitude that permeates bureaucracy is what prevents it from happening. The big obstacle I see would be where do they go for the 3 weeks around the Fair? You’d think you could get area philanthropic groups to help clear them out/move them back for the 10 days of the Fair. I don’t know. The whole thing is rather daunting. The first I noticed it was in the early 80’s during the Reagan administration. It was all the rage because the media wanted something to bash Reagan over the head with like the country’s new homeless problem was his fault.

In a  case about 1978 , most of the State run mental institutions were emptied. The ACLU and others felt it was wrong to institutionalize incompetent people against their will. It was much better to put them on the streets where they couldn’t possibly survive. So big surprise Reagan inherited Carter’s stupidity. It was further made worse by the move to outpatient the problem to “residential facilities”. What that meant was instead of State run hospitals with good wages and funding, they ‘privatized‘ (funneled money to their cronies) into group homes.

Nothing got solved of course, it just got that generation of politicians through the next election under the guise of “cost savings”. They couldn’t leave well-enough alone. Iowa for example had 5 or 6 hospitals covering each region of the state. Not perfect but we didn’t have people dying from the elements under bridges. Now in “modern” America we have the authorities busting up camps no different than during the Depression or after the Civil War. How progressive.

Central Iowa Shelter & Services      Family Promise of Greater Des Moines

Greater Des Moines Nonprofits

[I hope “Randy & Elaine” made it last night. Their camp looked exactly like the one above. The  knock on Mother Teresa’s work in Calcutta was that keeping people on subsistence living did nothing to improve their situation. On the other hand, when people are barely holding on to the last rung of society’s ladder, kicking them out of their tent in winter isn’t a good thing either. “Teach them how to fish” in the spring, make sure they get through the winter first.]

JOPPA seems to be taking it to the streets. Boots, heaters, propane tanks, man stuff. The name is from Acts 9:36.

Joppa
118 SE 4th Street #120
Des Moines, IA 50309
(515) 288-5699 Local