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Author Archives: Iowa Life
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Who Took Johnny ?
Now that was a movie for the ages. Wow. What a story. Anyone in Iowa over the age of 45 knew of the story, we just didn’t know how much was out there to know. How much that was there that the “authorities” never bothered to look at. The complete and utter failure of the West Des Moines Police Department. They insisted from the start that Johnny was a runaway. They ignored the facts. They ignored a confessed accomplice who knew things only a perpetrator could know.
The failure of the FBI. 30 years later and they are still failing hostages (Warren Weinstein). The corruption in the major metropolitan areas that allow these child sex rings to prosper because a lot of the powers that be have been compromised themselves. Police just now in a lot of areas are finally being trained on what to look for at truck stops, at rest areas, to spot human trafficking. Now? 35 years late?
Noreen Gosch herself tracked some of the photos to a particular website, that closed the site down. Why did it take a mother to close down a child porn site? What the hell does the FBI do all day? What the hell is the point of all the other law enforcement in this country for? If you aren’t interested in protecting children, what the hell are you interested in? Shutting down these child porn sites should be child’s play. We can put a man on the moon but we can’t locate a server? An IP address? Good God. Or we don’t want to find them?
Live like …
The prune
People are so gullible. “Conventional wisdom” has everyone convinced that prunes taste bad and will make you mess your pants. Both are wrong. Prunes are great tasting and good for you.
Sun Warrior website says that “prunes are high in insoluble fiber, an essential part of good elimination and in helping to prevent constipation. Because insoluble fiber isn’t absorbed by the body, it stays in the digestive tract, and because the digestive tract is very absorbent, the fiber soaks up large amounts of water which make the stools bigger and easier to pass. The insoluble fiber in prunes is also food for the good bacteria in the intestines, and when the good bacteria eat or use this insoluble fiber, they make butyric acid, a short-chain fatty acid that is the main fuel for the cells in the intestines to maintain a healthy colon tract.”
They say that prunes also are high in soluble fiber that helps in lowering cholesterol. Prunes also contain high amounts of a natural sugar called sorbitol and dihydroxyphenyl isatin which stimulates the intestines to aid in digestion. Prunes are also high in antioxidants, beta-carotene, and potassium which helps keep a healthy blood pressure level.
It is ridiculous what Hollywood and pop culture have done to make people believe that if they look crosswise at a bag of prunes they will suffer explosive bowel syndrome. Nothing is further from the truth. It is a wonderful fruit that also cures baldness. Just kidding.
http://www.sunwarrior.com/news/plums-and-prunes-natures-laxative/
Updates are hell
Esoteric turtles
Gett: The Trial of Viviane Amsalem
Viviane: “I want a divorce.”
Elisha: “No, you can’t have one.”
Viviane, shouting: “I want a divorce!”
Elisha: “No, you can’t have one.”
6 months later-
Viviane: “I want a divorce.”
Elisha: No, you can’t have one.”
1 year later-
Viviane: “I want a divorce.”
Elisha: “No, you can’t have one.”
Viviane, really shouting: “I want a divorce!!”
Elisha: “No, you can’t have one.”
3 years later-
Viviane: “I want a divorce.”
Elisha: “No, you can’t have one.”
5 years later-
Viviane: “I want a divorce.”
Elisha: “Okay, you can have one.”
(Elisha at last minute changes mind) “No, you can’t have one.”
5 years 6 months later-
Viviane: “I want a divorce.”
Elisha: “Okay, if you agree to never have another man.”
Viviane: “Okay.”
The end of one of the dumbest movies ever made, topped only by Halloween III.
Emily Dickinson on April
Absent Place — an April Day –
Daffodils a-blow
Homesick curiosity
To the Souls that snow —
Drift may block within it
Deeper than without —
Daffodil delight but
Him it duplicate –
by Emily Dickinson
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Spring comes on the World —
I sight the Aprils —
Hueless to me until thou come
As, till the Bee
Blossoms stand negative,
Touched to Conditions
By a Hum.
– Emily Dickinson [April Mist photo by DME]





















